Jimmy and the Forest Animals

Jim Duncan owns a forest. He doesn't really care until his flatmate kicks him out and his only option is to move into The Mansion, a house in the middle of said forest. But its keeper apparently wants Jim to leave...

[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>im just waiting for a small bird to start a family in my hair now<

(Ch.2, Pg. 52)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>let's make a bet who is gonna shove who, bexley!<

(Ch.2, Pg. 51)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>that’s a frickin’ half-marathon<

(Ch.2, Pg. 50)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>excuse me, the only person who can make vague jokes about me dying is me!<

(Ch.2, Pg. 49)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>at least let the boy unpack his box of awful graphic t-shirts, quincy.<

(Ch.2, p.48)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>jim, if there’s ONE book in these boxes, i’m gonna rip your face off.<

(Ch.2, p.47 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>okay, what about putting that smart mouth of yours on my smart mouth, hm?<

(Ch.2, p.46 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>please, lean closer, it will prove your point even more, i promise.<

(Ch.2, p.45 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>both of you. both of you are dramatic idiots, quincy.<

(Ch.2, p.44 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>we could act our age, but where’s the fun in that?<

(Ch.2, p.43 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>there are nicknames and there are NICKNAMES...<

(Ch.2, p.42 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>i didn’t expect him to actually join me, huh...<

(Ch.2, p.41 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>nah, i don’t mind straining my eyes to the point when they start bleeding<

(Ch.2, p.40 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>i’ve tutored before, lucas, i know all the tricks!<

(Ch.2, p.39 - Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>not everyone is a huge mess until their mid-twenties, jim.<

(Ch.2, p.38- Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>bexley is a child?!<

(Ch.2, p.37- Start reading)

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[jimmyandtheforestanimals]

>bexley would just evaporate the poor bird boi<

(Ch.2, p.36- Start reading)

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