MATES #15 - Tom's hooker picnics
Mike: [has been explaining his depressed childhood] But since then, I feel my life has gotten progressively happier, particularly after the introduction of Lexapro into my life.
Tom: Right. That's a hooker?
Mike: That's an antidepressant.
Tom: Ah! Same thing, really.
Tom: Not really? Cause when I'm out there with the hos, not depressed! If we're like, doing three-legged races, me and the hos, or we're having a barbecue out back, or swim races, or just sitting back watching a Disney flick...
Mike: You're having a great time.
Tom: I'm having a great time! We're having a bake-off, backyard sale...
Mike: You've never been happier.
Tom: [is trying to recall what happened the time he and Mike were forced to eat a lot of cocaine while on an undercover mission] I remember a tutu?
Mike: Well that was the day you had your first hooker picnic.
Mike: That was how that whole thing started. You were like "I'm really wired, I gotta do something, let's find some whores but I don't want to have sex with them..." And you're like "we should do apple dunking..."
Tom: Sometimes the whores come up to me and say "Hey Tom!" I don't even know where I know them from. And that's why.
Mike: I remember very specifically one of these whores came up to you and said "wanna party?" and you said "yeah." Next thing you know, we're having a party!
Tom: We had balloons, a pinata.
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