the show must go on

I think I'm funny

[durtles]

I see you Miranda

[ruinedchildhood]

[ifiwasthelastgirl-blog]

[sharkboxes]

[ginger-ale-official]

Oh they’re going to need salvation.

[socialistexan]

Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

[unified-multiversal-theory]

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

[auntiewanda]

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

[willowofthehearth]

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.

Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.

“ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “

source

[radioactive-dingo]

hey since that season is coming up again!

[nocturan]

Wtf kind of 1950s misogynistic nightmare is that???

[dailytvfilmgifs]

THE HUSTLE (2019) dir. Chris Addison

[geekbeyond]

#MildlyInteresting │ Found a very sad recipe in my mom’s old depression cookbook (via coffeeandcontemplate )

[ancientsumeriancurse]

It took me a moment to realize they ‘Depression” as in the era of depression and not the emotional state of being.

[weaselle]

listen, if you’re eating this, you’re in a depressed emotional state of being

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

Huh?

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

Oh.

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

Oh no.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pinefarrs]

[pinefarrs]

[slushyseals]

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

[cheyneshapedvoid]

It’s a pool-cleaning day at the rehab center, and you are an angery seal.

[zaynmalikeatsass-deactivated201]

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

he only got two eyes

[dreamsmp3-deactivated20160426]

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

[mysharona1987]

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916

[bummass]

Bitch that is a LOOK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memescomedy]

[armandyke]

I went into Lush a few weeks ago and was like “I want bathbombs that’ll make me go whoa when they dissolve” so the girl immediately gave me this white one and I was like looks underwhelming jessica but sure but you know what fair play to her because my bath knows looks like toxic waste and I did indeed go whoa

[armandyke]

slime bath slime bath slime bath slime bath