a blessed mess

[expressions-of-nature]

Tateyama Mountains, Japan by Teruhide Tomori

[jugglingjujube]

you've heard of girl math. Get ready for knitting math.

I need 130 stitches. I counted 131. I recounted and had 129 stitches. That evens out to I have 130 stitches.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fairycosmos]

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

[sm-baby]

you heard him

[valentineodium]

[thecollectibles]

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish by Joseph Feinsilver

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[rowenablade]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

[eldritchscholar]

#now I'm out of the sea #and I'm up on the land #and I'm growing a leg #and I'm learning to stand #now I'm taking a step #I'm no longer a fish #I don't know what I am #but I'm going to RUN NOW #OUT UNDER THE SUN NOW #THERE I GOOOOOOO

[slfcare]

as the colder months approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. i wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. you deserve good things now.

[gloroius]

[kaylantamia]

@briyaa

[sweetoothgirl]

Matcha Mille Crepe Cake

[keroppi-stims-deactivated202112]

🐾 | source

[valtsv]

(Rolls over to face you from the mattress you’ve set up for me (we’re having a sleepover)) Do you ever get nervy that your posts aren’t random enough? What if you’re not deranged enough for tumblr? I don’t think I could ever cut it as a tumblr influencer like you. I just don’t have the… (stares at the ceiling wistfully) the creativity. the trauma. the ability to turn my brain off. Anyway here, I stole your cutlery earlier. I’m sorry I just couldn’t keep lying about it. Also I have a crush on you

[uoa]

You are so ugly im sorry

Dont apologize u didnt choose to be blind

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]