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The Sixth

“she was a good girl, and always remembered her courtesies” as 11 year old sansa stark smiles through a bloody lip and lowers her eyes and thanks her tormentors…gotta be one of the most evil chapter endings in the whole series.

#asoiaf

hjarta-deactivated20260124

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

pmamtraveller

By Jocelin Carmes

#for the next hear me out cake

magicmooshka

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

My aunt is going off in the family group chat and I am texting my mom with NO in full capitals

#although #it would be funny

My coworker's wife is super pregnant and he's been off for the past two days because she's going to pop any moment. I walked into work yesterday and my boss asked first thing "Is there a baby" and I immediately thought "Me baby? Am I pregnant?". Friends I am literally bleeding right now, i am anti-pregnant.

valtsv

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

amazoogle

kvothbloodless

Hey. Hey!

puke-ur-gutz

#this too is the locked tomb

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

marwyn

Is your first name canon in asoiaf

Yes

No

Sort of (spelled differently, etc.)

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Here’s the character list on the wiki for reference

#spelled the same way and everything #we're not very similar #because i am not rich blond or fucking my sister

fluff-e-boy

One of the most important images of all time

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

have-you-been-here

Nathan Philips Square, Toronto, Canada

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

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renthony

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

renthony

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.