John M̶a̶r̶s̶d̶o̶n̶ Marston

Wiser than I seam- ask me whatever fellas!

[jinglejanglejohnmarston]

I found an image of John and I have no idea what to do with it

That sounds troublesome.

[jinglejanglejohnmarston]

But what about dogs? Are dogs okay? I mean who doesn’t like dogs

Why, dogs are a man’s best friend, fella! They’ll love you no matter what, they’ll stay by your side, won’t judge you...come to think of it, sounds like the perfect wife, don’t it! (Don’t tell Abigail I said that.) I’m definitely a dog person. But those pesky wolves?? I’ve had just too many close scrapes with those bastards, trust me - they isn’t the same thing. We had a dog a while ago, when I ran with Dutch and the others. I was right keen on the little guy, and Jack even keener! But what with all our movin and running around, he seemed to have gotten himself lost. Poor kid was mighty sad about it too. Anyhow, dogs are A-okay friend - you’re right on, everybody loves a dog!

[jinglejanglejohnmarston]

HOWDY FELLAS

It’s me, John! Ain’t I just exceedin expectations? Everyone who told me I couldn’t spell, fuck you! I have autocorrect now. (I’m still workin on numbers but hey Rome wasn’t built in a day.)

Anyhow, i do harbour some wisdom up in this old noggin - ask me anythin! But here are my terms, boys.

• no sexual requests I’m too pure and I love my wife. I have a wife. I don’t know if y’all knew but I put a ring on it.

•Dutch is a bad bad bastard, I don’t wanna hear nothin about him 😖and p.s. he looked like shit when he died lol I was there

•I’m not gay

• the W word is OFF LIMITS. 🐺

Have at it y’all!

[mrdanieldutchvdl]

You fucking imbecile - you were NOT there. I am NOT dead.

You ARE gay and we’ve all had your ‘wife’, John...

Your empty head contains no wisdom whatsoever, you petulant child.

Go back to your damn lookout post now and stop hasslin’ folk that pass by.

[jinglejanglejohnmarston]

YOU LISTEN TO ME, PAL. WHATEVER FORCE YOURE USIN TO TALK FROM THE GRAVE IS STRAIGHT DEVIL’S WORK, JUST LIKE YOU. IM LOOKIN OUT FOR THE GOOD FOLK THAT DONT WANT TO CROSS PATHS WITH YOU OLD COOT.

[jinglejanglejohnmarston]

HOWDY FELLAS

It’s me, John! Ain’t I just exceedin expectations? Everyone who told me I couldn’t spell, fuck you! I have autocorrect now. (I’m still workin on numbers but hey Rome wasn’t built in a day.)

Anyhow, i do harbour some wisdom up in this old noggin - ask me anythin! But here are my terms, boys.

• no sexual requests I’m too pure and I love my wife. I have a wife. I don’t know if y’all knew but I put a ring on it.

•Dutch is a bad bad bastard, I don’t wanna hear nothin about him 😖and p.s. he looked like shit when he died lol I was there

•I’m not gay

• the W word is OFF LIMITS. 🐺

Have at it y’all!

[jinglejanglejohnmarston]

listen so I overheard that you can fucking WOLF 8 can of peaches in less than a minute??? thanks

Partner, I don’t know what kinda grapevine hear-say you’ve been in amongst, but that’s just what it is!! Grapevine hear-say horse shit. Untrue.

Under 30 seconds.

Ask Arthur, he watched me blow chunks afterwards. Granted he laughed at me, the asswipe, but still.

Also maybe I should make “wolf” a banned word on my page. You should know it don’t sit well with me.