I’ll Die On This Website

1998 bby

[icpe]

Witcher 3, doodles #473

I can already see the questions about who is who (some characters are unrecognizable, I'm just bad at drawing lol):

1. Hey, who's that jumping off the ship? Morvran Voorhis!

2. Why does Mousesack have boobs?! I mean, he's actually got serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers??? Because a Tumblr post made me laugh so hard back in the day I almost died. Here

3. Who's burning in the water? Well, that's the Unseen Elder.

4. Who's lying in the water with a dagger in their back? That's me at the end of the day when the kids aren't at daycare. That's Skjall, and he is dead.

5. Who's on the banana boat in the middle? That's Orianna.

6. Who's sitting under Radovid next to the speaker? That's Whoreson Junior.

Guess the rest yourselves! )))

[itspapillonnoir]

ASSASSIN'S CREED BLACK FLAG RESYNCED — [2/?]

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[jerkeline]

[duallpa]

baby jimothy

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[chrromebrutus-deactivated202105]

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

[candlejack]

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

[monstermonger]

School For Dragon Babies (1884) + Seminary For More Advanced Dragon Babies (1892)

by Sir Edward Burne-Jones

[depsidase]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[azatas]

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

[azatas]

ok permission granted everyone look at this fat sandpiper

[smidvarg-and-the-hobbits]

Why is no one talking about how hot this shot is

[moveslikekeithrichards]

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[needle-imaginings]

deciding size of cross stitch piece vs going blind….