Jingo’s Jangles

@jingo-posting

If you think you’ve seen me somewhere before, no you haven’t. She/They Making an honest and charitable living at the Rescue Corps, so happy to work! Expert in all things involving the grind Everything has a price, it just matters if you agree it or not pfp by @fathermcdouble

610 posts

didn’t know you had an air fryer… rhats soooo cool..

@jingo-posting

Jingooo .. are you playing with my kitchen appliances again? I got the air fryer recently .. it's VERY cool. Less grease when I fry .. but that means no grease for Griffon. It's a win lose.

I forgot he’s the grease beast…. that’s pretty cool too.

you should like totallly make me something. [blinks at you]

Are you that hungry? Alright. I'm sure we have some rations left over .. if not, I'll take something from Calla's garden. Give me a bit.

thanks big guy, you’re a real one. if it’s good you’ll get a smooch. (You’ll get one regardless but.. yk. for fun.)

didn’t know you had an air fryer… rhats soooo cool..

@jingo-posting

Jingooo .. are you playing with my kitchen appliances again? I got the air fryer recently .. it's VERY cool. Less grease when I fry .. but that means no grease for Griffon. It's a win lose.

I forgot he’s the grease beast…. that’s pretty cool too.

you should like totallly make me something. [blinks at you]

sometimes I’m real sleepy

and then other times I’m borrowing supplies from the S.S Shepherd.. it’s all in fairness though. smiles

#pikposting #unreality

THEY DIDN'T LET YOU TAKE YOUR BONES? DUDE I'M SO SORRY. THAT SUCKS

Right? Apparently it's "illegal" to have a bone collection. Whatever.

look at it this way babe. we already are going to be harboring two criminals (you and me) and we probably will pick up more charges on the way.

I’ve been hearing an excess of news about the status of the S.S. Shepherd tonight- are we leaving soon? This is all so sudden.. I have quite a few things I need to finish up before I’m comfortable getting home.

you’re on my ship sorry it’s already been decided

Thank you, Jingo. I did not particularly want to live in close quarters with every other castaway for the entirety of a trip through deep space..

it’s nothin.. you’re one of my guys, of course I’ve got a spot for ya. get ready for some awesome noise though I’ve got a whole playlist

they should be letting me drive tbh

ladybug-posting

Um .. boing, didn't you break several ship laws when you got here? :0< ..

i dunno what you’re talkin about, bug. i drive sooo safe.

shit that reminds me, im gonna be taking my ship anyways so I’ll get to drive.. haha, loophole.

ladybug-posting

Are you taking Mr. Griffon? And aphid.

obviously… those are my boys right there.

and what about you, what ship are you planning on takin?

ladybug-posting

Oh. Um. I'm not .. going.

.

what?

ladybug-posting

I'm sorry! I just .. I can't breathe the same air as you. I'm not .. like you, Ms. Jingo.

you’re.. joking, right? like.. like this is a bad prank, yeah? It’s not funny bug.. you’re coming with

I’ve been hearing an excess of news about the status of the S.S. Shepherd tonight- are we leaving soon? This is all so sudden.. I have quite a few things I need to finish up before I’m comfortable getting home.

you’re on my ship sorry it’s already been decided

they should be letting me drive tbh

ladybug-posting

Um .. boing, didn't you break several ship laws when you got here? :0< ..

i dunno what you’re talkin about, bug. i drive sooo safe.

shit that reminds me, im gonna be taking my ship anyways so I’ll get to drive.. haha, loophole.

ladybug-posting

Are you taking Mr. Griffon? And aphid.

obviously… those are my boys right there.

and what about you, what ship are you planning on takin?

ladybug-posting

Oh. Um. I'm not .. going.

.

what?

they should be letting me drive tbh

ladybug-posting

Um .. boing, didn't you break several ship laws when you got here? :0< ..

i dunno what you’re talkin about, bug. i drive sooo safe.

shit that reminds me, im gonna be taking my ship anyways so I’ll get to drive.. haha, loophole.

ladybug-posting

Are you taking Mr. Griffon? And aphid.

obviously… those are my boys right there.

and what about you, what ship are you planning on takin?

they should be letting me drive tbh

ladybug-posting

Um .. boing, didn't you break several ship laws when you got here? :0< ..

i dunno what you’re talkin about, bug. i drive sooo safe.

shit that reminds me, im gonna be taking my ship anyways so I’ll get to drive.. haha, loophole.

wait what the hell im leaving this planet. married. huh.

they should be letting me drive tbh

pnf404wizardposting

Yes. YES

Cellphone Reception Achieved

Oh hey we were planning on eating you

pnf404wizardposting

Do You Like The Taste Of Socks, And Perhaps Ventilation Dust And Lint.

Because I Have Been Marinating In Here For A While

Eyuck. Never mind. I married your friend Jingo, by the way.

pnf404wizardposting

WHY. FIX THAT NOW

My wife ✌️✌️✌️✌️

you rang?

babe…. not hereee…

pnf404wizardposting

Yes. YES

Cellphone Reception Achieved

Oh hey we were planning on eating you

pnf404wizardposting

Do You Like The Taste Of Socks, And Perhaps Ventilation Dust And Lint.

Because I Have Been Marinating In Here For A While

Eyuck. Never mind. I married your friend Jingo, by the way.

pnf404wizardposting

WHY. FIX THAT NOW

My wife ✌️✌️✌️✌️

you rang?

maybe we love you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sorry. Only a warrior and a lawyer can get my heart. Unless you wanna be a meal

bars….

i survived because the “we’re so back” inside me burned brighter than the “it’s so over” around me

I wouldn’t mind taking up your offer as long as there’s no grubs brought anywhere near my sleeping space- that is if you’d have me, of course! I don’t want to intrude by any means.

[@griffonposting]

ofc I’ll have you over man, it’s no trouble at all. I’ll have to tidy up a bit… just to make sure you won’t be sleeping near any of my uh,, fun stuff. Shouldn’t take too long, I’ll call you when it’s all good.

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