{He shrugs.}
Dunno, really- I’m just bored
[Huffs.]
So you came here thinking it'll be any better for you? I'm not exactly the best entertainer around, kid.
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{He shrugs.}
Dunno, really- I’m just bored
[Huffs.]
So you came here thinking it'll be any better for you? I'm not exactly the best entertainer around, kid.
Food and-or sex would be a’ight with me. Whichever comes first, I mean. Preferably food, but I won’t complain if you can only offer th’ latter.
You can have some of my leftovers in the fridge, I guess. It's not going to eat itself anytime soon. ...but what makes you think you'll be getting in bed with me, out of all people?
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Shit. You lot just like to come in groups to overwhelm me, don't you? ...what could you want from me, anyhow?
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ok so i got some news yesterday when the mail came in yesterday. my grades were finally mailed to me, and to my expectations, i got pretty good grades!!! i was happy that i managed to do so, and pass on to the next grade, no doubt, but there was an extra paper that came along with my grades!! i had no idea what it could be, and to be honest i was a lil scared. my nervousness only shot up to high levels once i got to read the text over it, and i fell into deep dismay
it was a retake sheet for one of my finals, as i seemed to have failed one of them by three points. to my dismay, it is mandatory by the school rules that i retake the test despite passing the class with a pretty good grade
so, for the next two weeks, i will be taking a review summer sessions to study and totally ace that test!!! it's a bit sad i got this news right when i started this blog, but this is very important, and i will not allow myself to fail!!! i hope you buns understand!! ;w;
so from this point on, all of my rp blogs will be on hiatus until after the test, and from then on, i will only have a few weeks until band camp starts, and ill be busy again. this is just getting worse and worse omg,, ;;v;; sorry buns;;;;;;;
anyways, im starting my heavy studying today!! you can contact me at my personal blog or skype if you need me!! take care, and i hope to hear from you all soon!!! ;w;
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...and what could you possibly want from me, hm? I don't have much to offer.
[GASP] It might be stupid and loud and heavy but the only person allowed to kill it is me. Plus you’re too told and slow to catch it.
Not peachy. Just smoggy. Like that dragon in The Hobbit.
I would recommend not sending that chicken my way if you still want to see it alive, then. I will kick your ass right here and now, then you can tell me I'm too old and slow, punk.
...well, dragons are good here, so I wouldn't mind that. [Chuckles!]
Now you’re getting it.
I do not think I’m annoying, and that’s what really matters. And besides, being alone isn’t fun. It’s boring. Why would you want to do something boring?
Don't treat this as a fucking joke.
Shoving what you think is better for your needs at me is something I'm not going to tolerate. I like being alone, and I don't care if you don't think it's not "entertaining" or "fun." I'm not your damn toy, so fuck off.
Large cities are disorienting. And it’s not like I was staying in the same exact place as before.
Years and years of building it up, let’s just leave it at that.
*He rolls his eyes at what seems to him to be a tough guy act*
Yeah, yeah.
But it was similar, wasn't it? You can use those experiences from before and compare it to now so you better prepare yourself.
Heh. I envy you, kid. Been around for centuries, and still can't handle jackasses.
[Huffs, pushing past people left and right.]
I can see how you guys can get lost around here. The crowds are pretty brutal. You could easily get pushed into the road, even... But that's why you have to be rough back!
Careful now, I might bring my crow over one day to check that theory out. [mythbuster]
Freund, I don’t think you’ve ever been peachy in your entire life. Turn that frown upside down and all that jazz, you know?
I'm telling you now, that bird won't be coming back if you try. No bird ever does. [SNORTS.]
I was peachy once. Still am now, actually. I have the most peaches in the world, after all. [SLY SMIRK.]
[giggles, gives a small nod before taking a long puff]
[breathes out yes good]
Easy. Because I’m not allowed to smoke. My lungs are already damaged so I don’t give a fuck. But I’m playing the nice girl. [winks]
[Quirks a brow.]
I see... I suppose I can't tell you not to smoke because then I would be a hypocrite. After all, I'm in the same situation.
Man, it sure is nice to have such a friendly chat after so long. How many birds pooped on your car today, grouchy?
No birds that pooped on my car. I wouldn't get pissed over something as trivial as that, anyways. [/BIG FLAT LIE]
I'm perfectly peachy as always. Can't you tell?
[takes the cigarette with a smile]
Oh I don’t have a match, I’m not supposed too. You’d be nice if you lightened it for me !
...fine.
[Puts the pack of cigarettes back in his pocket so he can fumble with the other pocket, eventually pulling the lighter out.]
[Flicks the lighter on, extending his hand over to lighten up her cigarette with ease before shutting off, and shoving it back in his pocket.]
...so why exactly are you not allowed to have a match? If you know how to handle a cigarette, then you must know how to handle a lighter.
No, I don’t think we’ve met before.
Yeah, I figured.
...You here for business or what.
You don’t need to trust it I just want to smoke.
...fine.
[...slooooooooowly takes out his pack of cigarettes, and sloooooooowly hands one over.]
You got a match on you, or you want me to light it up for you?
Gee, thanks. At least I hope that was a compliment.
Does it matter? I haven't that stupid face of yours in a while, so I might as well give it some recognition.
[large smile]
Give a cigarette, first.
[Quirks a brow.]
...I don't trust that smile.