buy my book

has anyone seen my godson

[jiraiya-facts]

My arthritis is ruining everything for me

[jiraiya-facts]

Bake me like your dear little christmas cookie

[jiraiya-facts]

if you need an editor for porn do not hesitate to call me (- aloeverawhippedcream)

You will be considered .

[jiraiya-facts]

i showed my sister your blog because i thought it was funny and she said "you follow crackheads now?" and that shit hurted fr

Wisdom is so underappreciated these days..........

[jiraiya-facts]

I think some of you are a little dirty

[jiraiya-facts]

*Opens up my crusty eyes*

[jiraiya-facts]

U watch vines?! H u h U watch vines toad man?! -Ace 💛

Why the fuck would i look at vines they’re just plants

[jiraiya-facts]

Toads are friends to people of all ages!

Babie s & Toads do not mix

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@jiraiya-facts

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I bought a gamatatsu plush does this mean im cool now

Whothefck is making the toads into kids toys

[realnarutofacts-deactivated2020]

@copyninjaofkonoha Kakashi sensei! What does it mean when someone is vanilla? Because Itachi called me that and I’m confused!

[thecopyninja]

oh..

why don’t you go ask iruka?

[realnarutofacts-deactivated2020]

But I already asked you! Please explain it to me, it’s bothering me that I don’t know!

[thecopyninja]

*sigh*

@jiraiya-facts master jiraiya help me out here please

[jiraiya-facts]

It means you have a weak soul and a weaker penis

[jiraiya-facts]

Not a Jiraya Fact, but a Fact

Nipples can be magnetic. Be careful out there ladies

[jiraiya-facts]

oh, worm??? OH, WORM??? oH, WorM?? OH, WORM?? oh, worm??? oh worm??? OH WORM?? o̷̢͓̲̩͇̜͈̬̞̼͇̅̑̏̈́͑̓̈͝͠ḧ̷̡̘̮̖͇̺̥́̎̓̓̉ͅ,̷̨̗̦͆́̓͋͆͑ ̶͙̀̈́̉̿͑̂̐̈́͗̚w̶̨̤͎̬̤̜̺̗̞̤͚̦̘̙͕͐̄͆̾̾͑̃͋̃̾͒͘̚͝ò̴̼̱̀̈́̊̈́͌̎̓̕r̵̹̓̊͗̇͋̌m̷̩̗͕̤̼̟͊̈́̇̐̇̽̊͝ͅ

Lumbricina...................

[jiraiya-facts]

one time i was holding a toad up in the air and he rocket launched pee in my mouth. ive craved death ever since.

Yeah I get that 

[officialfist]

[realkisamefacts]

@jiraiya-facts

[official-kiba]

[jiraiya-facts]

papa toad i have a question. i went outside and saw a big friendly looking toad n grabbed him right? tell me why he peed on me? all over my hand and dress? im upset

Fear Pee

otherwise known as the 

Fee