Jittterbug

She/Her. 20. Lesbian.

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Enid: Which is correct, seven plus five IS thirteen, or seven plus five ARE thirteen?

Wednesday: Neither. Because it's twelve.

Enid: ….🤔. So which is it?

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Vi: You’re giving me a sticker?

Caitlyn: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Vi: I’m not a preschooler.

Caitlyn: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Vi: I earned this, back off!

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Enid: Okay, help me please!

Wednesday: Got two words for you.

Enid: I bet they won’t be helpful.

Wednesday: Your problem.

Enid: I was right.

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

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Enid: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Wednesday: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Enid: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Wednesday: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!

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Eleanor: I’m going to take you out.

Drea: Great, it’s a date!

Eleanor: I meant that as a threat.

Drea: See you at five!

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Nancy: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Steve: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest

Robin: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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Nancy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Robin: …

Robin: Fsh.

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Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Robin: Three words

Nancy:…

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Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Nancy: What did you do?

Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!

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Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or physically?

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Elinor: You kill people for money?!

Apollo: I can explain!

Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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I don’t know if this is already been stated but I think the only way to turn someone in First Kill is if they are dying. In First Date, Sebastian stated that Margot changed him when he got really sick. Sebastian was again sick before he got turned into a ghoul/vampire by Margot’s mom. Theo was turned when he was about to die by Juliette. This could be the reason why Cal and Cook didn’t turn.

Just a thought though.

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Juliette: What’s up guys. I’m back.

Calliope: What the- you can’t be here. I literally saw you die.

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

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Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Lena: How am I supposed to know?

Alex: You say that, as if we don’t us you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Lena:*sighs*

Lena: You wouldn’t be trapped.