Do you even roll?

Defend one attack and two more shall take it's place! Clare/31/BJJ/Gaming/Hockey/Cats/Whatever

[kumagawa]

[refinery29]

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

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[ismileanyway]

I hope she chopped heads that day.

[citizen-zero]

tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.

“sir or ma'am or neuter, I’m going to have to ask you to stop crawling on the ceiling, you’re disturbing the other residents”

“please leave this place before I call the exorcist to remove you from the premises”

“company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for my soul or firstborn child”

“sir, if you keep speaking to me like that, I’m going to have to end this spirit board conversation. have a good day, goodbye”

[jumpingjacktrash]

the walls start weeping blood. our hero gives a long-suffering sigh, walks away, comes back with a wheelie mop bucket and biohazard gloves. hey, it’s better than bathrooms on the overnight shift, at least blood’s not smelly when it’s fresh.

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

After facing Karen of the Many Coupons and Screaming Children, Asgortoh the Reaper of the Damned is no contest.

[micdotcom]

Remember the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? It’s actually helping

Scientists informed the Washington Post that some of the $220 million raised globally from the challenge has already gone to good use. “The money came at a critical time” per one researcher and helped fund a Johns Hopkins study that may be just what ALS patients need. 

[micdotcom]

Update: This just got even better. Research funded by the $100 million in Ice Bucket Challenge donations has identified a gene associated with ALS. While the gene isn’t found in all ALS patients, it may lead to the next step in treatment.

[sweetoothgirl]

Sugar Cookies

[jiujitsu-octopus]

Festive giraffes!

[auroranmaiden]

Totally NOT a Thalmor spy, wearing a fake beard and carrying an axe: How do you do, fellow Nords? Don’t you just LOVE axes and mead and TALOS? I love Talos. I pray to Talos every day. So, do you burly kinsmen of mine know where a patriotic Nord such as myself can get a pint of mead while worshipping Talos and discussing Stormcloak battle plans? 

[idionymon-deactivated20161129]

i read this in The Voice

[cryptidfinnbalor-deactivated202]

tag urself im RAGE

[thebrassringsclub]

I’m equal parts rage and young nerd

[jiujitsu-octopus]

Rage, definitely.

[moffbadgerplays-blog]

The Plam Volume Two

Ok so as mentioned before by @epzi-plays-games we will be doing a No Man’s Sky Livestream on Friday 12th August when the game is released.

So that we have other goals than just GET TO THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE, I have devised a list of milestones for us to reach before we get to the centre. Granted some of these may never be achieved like meeting each other but it’s possible right?

YOU BLEW IT UP, YOU MANIAC - Destroy a planet

MENDELEEV WOULD BE PROUD - Discover every element on the periodic table

I’M AFRIAD I CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT, DAVE - Destroy a Space Station

THE ONLY GOOD BUG, IS A DEAD BUG – Wipe out a species

YOU CAN BE MY WINGMAN, ANYTIME – Meet up with other streamers

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY – Reach max Sentinel response level and survive

I LIKE TO KEEP THIS FOR CLOSE ENCOUNTERS – Fully upgrade your weapon

WHERE WE’RE GOING, WE DON’T NEED ROADS – Upgrade your hyperdrive to maximum

IT’S LIFE JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT – Discover and name 25 unique species

GREAT, KID. DON’T GET COCKY – Reach maximum combat proficiency

DO YOU PEOPLE PRACTICE BEING VAGUE? – Become friends with another civilization

LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN - Kill another player

I AIM TO MISBEHAVE - Become enemies with another civilization

 This list may change as milestones are tweaked or added

[jiujitsu-octopus]

Is #3 even doable?

[fuks]

[training-and-gaining-deactivate]

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Have you ever wanted to make your own propaganda poster?

Now you can go churn out some vintage memes to refresh the economy 

wholesome meme creation. back to meme roots

[lol-wait-holdon-deactivated2017]

I feel like this is the most disrespectful thing I’ve done in the past five years help

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

NOW THIS IS WHAT I POST FOR

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

[bimbos-anonymous]

[bimbos-anonymous]

guys I can’t stop making these I’m going to fail my finals

[sojak]

*uses for worldbuilding and conlanging*

[training-and-gaining-deactivate]

[sizvideos]

[ncwinters]

Welp, no turning back now. #nomanssky

[baby--harvey]

I don’t have dreams. I have g o a l s. Now it’s on to the next one.

[artschoolglasses]

The roof of St Stephen’s

Vienna, Austria

[suigintou]

[lipat]

[my-name-is-life]