Jizz Wizzard

horny 27yo nonbinary lesbian????

[captain-price-returns]

[hocuschlocus]

i love you fat girls

[corpsegirlforever]

[cutecipher]

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

[therapybite]

being into having my cock worshipped feels so silly. like yeah, i want you to tell me how pretty and thick it is and kiss it and touch it and take it and brag about it and let me take photos of it on your face and

[xem29]

Jokes on you, I’m always horny.

[hocuschlocus]

i love you fat girls

[jizz-wizzard]

I'm very happy being a lesbian but there are two things in my life that make it a little sad that I'm not into men at all.

1) I would like to help my girlfriend get off imagining me frotting the hot guys she meets, but alas the thought is so offputting that all I can do is give a vague thumbs up to her fantasising.

2) I talk a big game about fucking Superman and Santa Claus but I simply cannot put my money where my mouth is. I would put Lois Lane and Mrs Claus to shame if only I were capable of actually being attracted to their objectively hot husbands.

[the-efemmeral]

i could never date a loser lesbian bc im not a loser lesbian btw. i only have eyes for confident, interesting people who improve my life.

if this isn’t you, that’s your own problem, not mine.

[dogtoy-denial]

making a sub repeat "i don't want to cum" over and over to let you know they're getting close, and to help reinforce to themselves that they dont in fact need to cum at all

[vampirefutanari]

girls are supposed to casually molest each other. as friends

[girlypenny]

women get hotter the weirder and more disgusting their kinks are

[angelic6upernova]

the handsy pervert would like you to sit a little bit closer please. please

[cunt-puppy]

being a porn obsessed loser is actually soooo awesome when you're a cute girl masturbating to a bunch of other cute girls

[cult-of-lilith]

I must engage in perverse behaviour for the sake of my health

[stockholmgf]

omg that’s so creepy I can’t believe you’d say something like that *ears perking up like a dog* you’re such a perv

[lucettalovesu]

entering a business and the cashier is just lazily stroking her cock

when she notices you she picks up the pace, furiously fucking her fist while blatantly ogling your body until her balls clench and she cums all over your legs

then she helps you like like nothing just happened ☺️