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seen from Pakistan
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@jjkhaikyuu
Chess club members: No one can beat me at chess! I'm the best!
People who watch chess tournaments: No I am the best! I can think of three different strategies per minute!
People who've watched code geass: *smirking, while pushing glasses up* pathetic.
‼️This is a pre-Eddie conversation ‼️
Steve:A dog would be good for you
Danny:No,no,come to think of it,I feed you,I take you for walks and you are very protective of me
Steve:Don't say it
Danny:You are my dog.Huh?You are my dog
Not me having flashbacks from Bungou Stray Dogs (y'all know what seen I'm talking abt, probably)
("TEME!" "CHUUUUUUUUYA!")
No one:
Not a single fucking soul:
Not even the writer on ao3:
Not even Furudate himself:
My brain 24/7: "I found you" "You found me"
Damn, y'all really liked this one huh? Well, good to know my followers are masochists lol 😂(dw, I'm an m too 😌)
Akaashi: Whenever I feel good about myself this pretty guy just walks by and my self esteem drops again.
Bokuto: Then stop walking by mirrors.
Akaashi, blushing: You smooth fuck
Robber: Hand over your money or I'm killing you.
Itadori: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Sukuna: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Megumi: Bold of you to assume I wanna live.
Nobara: Bold of you to assume that I'm just gonna die this way.
Gojou: Bold of you to assume that I'll let you hurt my students.
Toge: Salmon.
Tanaka as a pilot
Tanaka: *over intercom* We're all gonna die.
Passengers: *start freaking out*
Tanaka: All of us will. One day. No one knows when exactly.
Passengers: *sigh of relief*
Tanaka: But it'll probably be when we hit this mountain. Kiyoko I love you.
Lev: How about we're all ominous for the rest of the year?
Yaku: Bold of you to assume you'll live that long
Bokuto: AGAASHEEEEE!
Akaashi: What's wrong?!
Bokuto: S-So, there was a bee and I accidentally smashed it against the wall while trying trying to wave it away and it died!
Akaashi:Bokuto-san, it was just a bee.
Bokuto: A bee that could have a family, Agaashe!
Bokuto: So now we add ghost broccoli-
Akaashi: It's called cauliflower for God's sake!
Oikawa: Can I bother you for a second?
Iwaizumi: You always bother me so go ahead.
Bokuto: We could push them together and make one giant mega bed.
Akaashi: No.
Bokuto: Okay.
Akaashi: I'm serious.
Bokuto: Okay.
*The next morning*
Akaashi: *wakes up with Bokuto pressed against his back* God dammit!
Girl: *tries to flirt with Kuroo*
Kuroo: Look, not to sound mean, but you're so basic that if I dropped you in industrial-grade acid, you'd balance the pH.
Interviewer: So tell me, Tsukishima-san, how did it feel to play along one of Japan's most famous players, Hinata Shouyou?
Tsukishima: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
Kuroo: I don't believe in the saying "bros before hoes"
Kuroo: There has to be a balance.
Kuroo: A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
Bokuto: *emo mode noises*
Akaashi: *"fuck me, not again" noises*
Akaashi: Bokuto-san! Get a hold of yourself!
Bokuto, smirking: But why get a hold on myself when I can hold your hand instead?
Akaashi: *blushes furiously*
No one:
Not a single fucking soul:
Not even the writer on ao3:
Not even Furudate himself:
My brain 24/7: "I found you" "You found me"
