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Who knows what this account is at this point 18+ (I’m 21! :3)

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[jjlovesbunbunc]

Was late when I discovered it last year, I shall not make the same mistake again.

[ahmadwaleed55]

🌍 Gaza is starving to death — and the world must not stay silent.

❗This is not just a headline. It’s our reality.

No food. No medicine. No safe place left.

We cry out in every language, hoping someone hears us:

غزة تموت جوعاً

Gaza is starving to death

Gaza meurt de faim

Gaza se muere de hambre

Gaza verhungert

Gaza sta morendo di fame

Газа умирает от голода

加沙正在饿死

ガザは飢えで死にかけている

가자는 굶어 죽어가고 있다

Gazze açlıktan ölüyor

गाज़ा भूख से मर रहा है

Gaza está morrendo de fome

Gaza sekarat karena kelaparan

غزہ بھوک سے مر رہا ہے

غزه از گرسنگی در حال مرگ است

Η Γάζα πεθαίνει από την πείνα

Gaza svälter ihjäl

🆘 Please don’t scroll past this.

Every share, every donation, every voice counts.

Donate to Help Gaza Families Secure Essential Needs, organized by Ahmad W

Dear Esteemed Donors, My name is Ahmad , and I am a 14-year-old resident of Khan Yo… Ahmad W needs your support for Help Gaza Families Secu

Vetted!!!

(#167 on the verified fundraiser list by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi) (but we had to make a new gfm campaign cuz our old organizer stopped contacting us).

# dlxxv-vetted-donations

[beardedmrbean]

[jjlovesbunbunc]

Ok but genuine question for those who are in the transformer fandom: if they can change parts (like regular maintenance yk,,) how many parts until they die because it isn’t “them” anymore? Or do they have like a spirit or smthn that possesses the metal even if it isn’t “originally” them?

Would love an absolute nerd answer thx💗

[fwizard]

hey everyone shh for a sec. we got radioactive Shrimp

[fwizard]

highlight reel

[catboybiologist]

How the fuck do you contaminate something with CESIUM

That's like

An accomplishment

[fishthegenderwiz]

[n3bulas-and-satelites]

@catboybiologist you don't.

The shrimp itself was not affected, but all of its shipping containers were. The recall is a precaution. As of a few hours ago none of the product itself was confirmed affected.

[catboybiologist]

Okay. Cool. Fantastic.

How do you contaminate regular ass shipping containers with cesium

[trolleybusaberrations]

its really fascinating cause cesium-137 is a product of industrial scale nuclear, and is basically never naturally occurring.

[avenging-fandoms]

just a non friendly reminder: fuck donald trump and an extra fuck you to his maga cunt cultists.

[katieaki]

if you were to crucify Lowly Worm, would you do it like this or like this?

[jjlovesbunbunc]

2nd way so it’s the board from Ed Edd and eddy.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

we gotta coin "yanksplaining" as a term I think

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[sayruq]

Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun

Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do. My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian

Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

[barsilaybdroer]

i want to emphasize that this project is still active, despite the ongoing hardship. please give them your support if able.

[abdalrhman2002]

This isn’t a scene from a dystopian film or a faraway war novel. This is our daily reality — Sixty human beings were gunned down while seeking food aid. Each of them carried hunger, not weapons. Hope, not threat.

Under siege, hunger leaves no choice but to crawl toward “permitted killing zones” — places where aid is distributed under the watch of snipers and tanks.

No electricity. No internet. No voice from within. Only the sound of hunger and the cries of mothers.

How long will the world remain silent?

How long will Gaza’s children be killed — by bombs or by starvation — while these crimes are justified as “warning shots”?

To those who defend killing in the name of “security”: remember, true security is never built on the corpses of the starving.

Please help me and donate to me

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

[sporesgalaxy]

Please help Abdel and his family! There has only been 1 donation in the last 4 days. Don't let their fundraiser stagnate completely, anything you can give counts!

[mobylace]

It’s like this

[puppygirlbelly]

Reversed version so you and your mutuals can bonk back and forth.

[redspyisinthebased]

wait, hold on

[existennialmemes]

It's important to remember that Luigi Mangione is being framed for murder. The "evidence" they have on him is absolute clown shoes absurd.

They're trying to win this by swaying public opinion. That's why they're doing movie deals about it and staging ridiculous photo ops.

They're gonna try to give this kid the death penalty to cover up for their own gross incompetence and in the hopes that they scare the working class out of trying to fight back.

Please don't help them do this by using his name as a synonym for political assassinations. Please do not perpetuate the idea that he's guilty.

[nanaslutt]

ik i just run a tumblr smut page BUT!!!

FUCK ICE, free palestine, free congo, FUCK trump, FUCK musk, no one is illegal on stolen land, and if u disagree, FUCK YOU TOO!!!

i’ve said this before but if u support that fuckass orange in office, idc if ur a silent follower or ur like is ur only form of interacting with me, just know, i don’t want it!!! and u are a terrible person!!! 😛

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

AO3 IS NOT DELETING WORKS.

DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

[depsidase]

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

So there's this plastic turtle we have outside our school that tells cars to slow down. My kids have always asked me why I don't have a husband, and I got tired of telling them because I didn't want one, so I pointed to him and said, "That dude. That's my husband."

This has been a running joke for two years now. All the kids know the plastic turtle outside the school is my husband. He doesn't have a name, just Miss Cat's husband.

Today was really windy, and the turtle dude fell over. I was taking a kid out to his mom, and he saw it on the ground and went, "Oh look, your husband died."

So I said, "Oh darn. Looks like I'm single again."

And without skipping a beat, he goes, "I'll be your husband."

Mom is standing there trying not to laugh as I got down on my knees, took the kid's hands in mine, and said, "Thanks for the offer, bud, but no thank you. We'll just pick that guy up so he can start being my husband again."

So the kid runs over, picks the turtle up, and goes "Good morning, husband! You're not dead anymore. Good job."