why?

I really don't care. My cat is in charge. Pronoun: don't care.

[jezunya]

(original post)

[savannahsdrabbles]

It’s always my favorite character

[just-a-space-rabbit]

[riverlinden]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[quendergeer]

"I'm not posting S and you can't make me!"

[lola-legendary]

K

[hardyparti-deactivated20250411]

U

[osvaldvvanstein]

N

[tiredmisophonicwerewolf]

G

[ecto-stone]

P

[a-selkie-abroad]

O

[kotdish]

W

[aviandaleks]

P

[dragonwysper]

E

[ultimatenutshackfangirl]

N

[ohhmichelettoohh]

I

[beetle-goth]

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

[superchat]

kill the necrophile in your head

[charl0ttan]

what do i do next boss

[superchat]

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[capacity2]

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

[torsnach]

I'm actually a weirdo though

[capacity2]

We can tell…. It goes unspoken

[depsidase]

[striders]

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[pukicho]

Puki i had a dream where you died and everyone on the planet was at your funeral except Michelle Obama

She never did like how close I was to her husband. she resented me for it.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]