Hapa Haole

[jk8910]

Merry Christmas Mr. Provance!

I'm thrilled that you have been brought into my life recently and I don't plan on letting you leave anytime soon. I hope you have an amazing Christmas and I got you a few things. One, A record player so we can listen to them in your room too. Two, some mary jane brownies because... those don't need an explanation. And Three, some coupons made personally by me, valid until whenever. They are for: Breakfast in bed, a massage, a romantic dinner for two, a free kiss, a free hug, a night of cuddling and one blank card. Use as you wish:) Merry Christmas handsome! 

xoxo, Natalie

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Ohh... wow. Everything I needed for my life rolled into one sappy Christmas gift. You sap master. I love it, Nat. Merry Christmas.

While you're here, you can get your gifts too.

I got you a surfboard, because if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my waves. And a pretty necklace, because I know you like bling. 

And ingredients for macaroni and cheese, because I'm hungry. And you're the only person I know who has pots and pans, so...

[p-gracie]

Well...

I’ve never felt less Christmas-y. 

What a shame considering tomorrow is Christmas day.

[jk8910]

A real life Scrooge?

[jk8910]

Soo...

[m-cam-deactivated20140515]

You look like you’re about to explode with excitement. You might like them better if you tried them on,

[jk8910]

I know right? I just... it's weird. Co-ed dorms make for awkward situations because you get weird gifts. I tried them on. They're... small.

[jk8910]

Soo...

Penguin themed boxers for Christmas? ....Okay.

[jk8910]

[jk8910]

Are you taking anyone to the Mistletoe Ball?

No, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecause I’m not going? If it’s not a kick back or a house party, you won’t find me at any other gathering thing. It’s lame and not my style.

[jk8910]

@AshtonYouShallReceive: #swag

[bajabenton-bnu-archive]

Cheers!

[bajabenton-bnu-archive]

I am determined to not let this Friday be a boring one.

[jk8910]

Well, Amen to that.

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[cameronbaylock]

Oh. They probably taste like manure.

[jk8910]

If you've never even tasted it, why would you make that assumption?

[bajabenton-bnu-archive]

Cheers!

[jk8910]

Well cheers to you too.

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[cameronbaylock]

Nothing. So… You only have 20 dollars. What can a person do with 20 dollars?

[jk8910]

Buy a shit ton of prepackaged Margarita mix? 

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[zacharyodair]

..What does that even mean?

[jk8910]

Your mom is watered down and sour, just like a Margarita. 

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[valerie-torres-blog]

It’s not like it’s my favorite food, but a vendetta against it would be a little too much. I would eat something different while I’m drinking though, the damage that it could do doesn’t seem pretty to me.

[jk8910]

Psh, but Margaritas and Mexican food! They go together like... daiquiris and seafood. 

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[cameronbaylock]

Was that a Rebecca Black and Macklemore medley?

[jk8910]

...What?

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[valerie-torres-blog]

Tacos… really? Well, I hope you have tons of fun in your little 'Fiesta'.

[jk8910]

Oh come on, don't sound like you've got some vendetta against tacos.

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[zacharyodair]

You know that’s just juice, right?

[jk8910]

So's your mom, but you don't hear me complaining much about her either.

[jk8910]

Friday, Friday...

[valerie-torres-blog]

Hopefully a lot.

[jk8910]

Gotta aim cheap, you know? Buy the dollar mix packets at Walgreens and a shit ton of tacos from Taco Bell, with some OG Kush on the side? Fiesta Friday homie.