the juno soundtrack

i'm maraedith and this is my blog have fun!!!!! :-) ask me about

[last-2-laugh]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Top tier

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[sexylibrarian1]

Need immediately please

[capacity]

In 2018 we’re getting over it

[adeles]

Do I get along with my coworkers? I don’t have coworkers anymore, I have subordinates

[beatnikdaddio]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[oozmart]

[pawnees]

parks and recreation + typography

[alltimehoeplscum2brzl]

[recentgooglesearches]

Can men eat yogurt

[kirkspocks]

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

[aneastcoastbreeze-deactivated20]

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

[lindsaybottos]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

[jordynslefteyebrow]

If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

[cupofcastiel]

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people 

[anchored-dreams-blog]

مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام 

وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ

How beautiful is it to stay silent When someone expects you to be enraged from them. And how beautiful it is to laugh When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.

[aftrhours-blog]