Jet Lag Incorrect Quotes

Target audience: Benjamin Doyle. All others welcome. There's no proof they HAVEN'T said these things, but they're certainly not on record.

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Ben, on off-season Layovers: Could you two please stop fighting?

Adam and Sam: But there’s nothing else to do!

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Adam: ...Please tell me you didn't just do what I think you did.

Ben: I thought you said you valued honesty above all else?

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Adam: Sam, Ben, can we have a meeting real quick?

Ben: Yeah, sure.

Sam: Alright.

Adam, Ben and Sam: *huddle around*

Adam: Fucking get it together.

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Ben: I lost Sam. I turned around and he disappeared!

Adam: I told you, never let him out of your sight. That goes double for airports and mountains.

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Adam: You lied?

Ben: I may have.

Adam: You may have or you did?

Ben: I may have did.

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Sam: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Ben: There are no airplanes in prison.

Sam: *sighs* Thank you.

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Ben: What’s up sluts I am back from jail.

Sam, concerned: Sluts?

Adam, more concerned: Jail?

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Adam: You’re jealous.

Sam: Jealous?

Adam: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

Sam: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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Adam, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Ben: Yes?

Adam: We’re in too deep.

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Sam: You disgust me.

Ben: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Adam: You read my diary?!

Sam: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Ben: I’m proud to say I’ve overcome my fear of ghosts!

Adam: Eyy, that’s the spirit!

Ben: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

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Sam: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

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Ben: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Adam: No, I said "Ben, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

[bardeluc]

they’re so dumb I adore them

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Sam: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?

Ben: Why? It was important.

Sam: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Ben, shrugging: The people need to know.

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Sam, on the Layover: I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data