Ben, on off-season Layovers: Could you two please stop fighting?
Adam and Sam: But there’s nothing else to do!
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Ben, on off-season Layovers: Could you two please stop fighting?
Adam and Sam: But there’s nothing else to do!
Adam: ...Please tell me you didn't just do what I think you did.
Ben: I thought you said you valued honesty above all else?
Adam: Sam, Ben, can we have a meeting real quick?
Ben: Yeah, sure.
Sam: Alright.
Adam, Ben and Sam: *huddle around*
Adam: Fucking get it together.
Ben: I lost Sam. I turned around and he disappeared!
Adam: I told you, never let him out of your sight. That goes double for airports and mountains.
Adam: You lied?
Ben: I may have.
Adam: You may have or you did?
Ben: I may have did.
Sam: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.
Ben: There are no airplanes in prison.
Sam: *sighs* Thank you.
Ben: What’s up sluts I am back from jail.
Sam, concerned: Sluts?
Adam, more concerned: Jail?
Adam: You’re jealous.
Sam: Jealous?
Adam: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Sam: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
Adam, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?
Ben: Yes?
Adam: We’re in too deep.
Sam: You disgust me.
Ben: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
Adam: You read my diary?!
Sam: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Ben: I’m proud to say I’ve overcome my fear of ghosts!
Adam: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Ben: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
Sam: Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
Ben: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Adam: No, I said "Ben, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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Sam: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Ben: Why? It was important.
Sam: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Ben, shrugging: The people need to know.
Sam, on the Layover: I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data