sorry baby!

jodie marie comer. est. 1993. actor + scouser. ❝ you can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart. ❞ [ for roleplay purposes only ! ]

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glampugh​:

i can be your fake girlfriend if you want. do i need to fill out an application or something? mums love me and my cooking!

well shit, that was easier than expected. maybe i should ask for a pony next time, or world peace...no application required, you’re perfect for the job! the cooking absolutely gets you bonus points. 

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okay, cross my heart and hope to die, i absolutely adore both my parents, but somehow every conversation i’ve been having with my mum over the holiday turns into asking why i haven’t been on a date in so long. bless her heart, she means so well, but the woman just cannot take a hint about me continuing to tell her that i’m usually too busy to think about it. in completely and totally unrelated news, i might be in search of a platonic date for new years eve...nothing much required on your part, promise, maybe just a wee social media post to get my mum off my back for a week or two — because you better believe she stalks my instagram. how are the holidays treating everyone else? @theglamliststarters​

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taylcrmh​:

anybody else feel like they’ve eaten their entire body weight in nothing but turkey, chocolates and pretty much any junk food in sight? it’s three days after christmas and i know i should really just stop eating, but i’m physically struggling with the whole stopping concept. in fact, once again we went overboard with the food and since we have far too much left over, i’m trying my best to eat said food just to make sure it gets eaten as quickly as it can. because diet starts monday, yeah?  @theglamliststarters​​

considering i’ve not been brave enough yet to try putting on any pants that aren’t sweatpants are leggings, i think it’s safe to say we’re in the same boat. what can i say? i feel like i don’t get to sit down and have a nice meal super often while i’m working so often, so it’s always nice to do so with my family, y’know? plus, the leftovers. what am i gonna do, not eat them? 

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sophieturnerglam​:

My mum asks about you all the time so she’ll be excited to know you were thinkin’ of her. Twenty-five is a serious mid-life crisis moment and my back also hurts. But not sure if that’s from the age or from me being a mum that has a clingy child and I gotta carry her ‘round during her more dramatic spiels. Blamin’ it on both, honestly. You can be one of those people that play with her until you’re tired and give her back. Pretend to be her mum for about half a day and then I’m suddenly given the position back. Awww, that’ll be rather sweet, actually. Having her wee handwritin’ tatted on you somewhere. She’s always been quite loud, hasn’t she? Tiny person does not match the loud voice. But she gets that from me unfortunately so … might need to apologize to her for giving her that.

just wait, there’s a belated christmas gift on its way to her, too — i’m competing to be her favorite daughter, didn’t you know? trust me babe, i absolutely remember the struggle of being twenty-five, and it’s totally no joke. you need to go to a chiropractor and get your spine aligned properly, that’s some of the best advice i can offer. do you ever wonder where she gets all the drama from, hmm? that’ll absolutely be me, absolutely, acting like a grandma and getting her all hopped up on sweets before returning her — sorry in advance, except i’m not really that sorry. wouldn’t it be, though? plus when she’s a huge deal someday, i can show it off and brag that i knew her and her mumma way back when. i think someday she’ll learn to love it. 

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sophieturnerglam​:

I quite enjoyed it, even though Ms. Turner is my mum. Don’t make me sound old, okay? I know I have a child already and am twenty-five years old, but you don’t need to remind me of my age. Will definitely send you a text when I’m properly back home again and you can get all the baby cuddles you ever could want. You’d legally change your name to it if she said it enough because you’re such a sucker for her. Can you believe she’s already over one? She needs to slow down here.

speaking of the queen herself, please do tell ms. turner that i love and miss her, thanks. oh, please, enjoy being twenty-five while you can! come talk to me at the ripe old age of twenty-eight, i’m practically ancient over here. and i’m so glad you have a child, because i very much do not have my life together anywhere near enough to consider being someone’s mum, but wow i need baby snuggles or i’ll die. i totally would, and the first time she scribbles my name out, i’m getting it tatted on my neck, don’t test me. i’m her biggest fan, okay? i absolutely can’t! seems like just yesterday i first heard her tiny (but also giant) voice. 

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sophieturnerglam​:

Is that little Miss Comer yellin’ for me? Always honored to get love from you, darlin’. We should definitely meet up in the new year together because Willa and I miss our girl. Thank you for her gift you sent to her, though. She hasn’t let the doll go since I gave it to her. Who knows? Maybe now she’ll learn to say at least “jo”

that’s me! decided to try something other than my usual ‘oi, you!’ just to switch things up, what do ya think? just tell me when and where, baby, and you know i’ll be there for my two favorite girls. awww, my heart is melting just thinking about it! i need all the pictures, obviously. can you imagine? i think i’d just die. although, she’s adorable enough that i’ll accept any syllable that comes out of her mouth as my new name, ya know? at least until “auntie jo” is in her wheelhouse. she’ll get there, she’s a smart one. 

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lilyjaxes​:

I keep seeing pictures online and like, that my friends text me, of the Pam and Tommy trailer and I still can’t believe it’s me in that swimsuit. Only goes to show how important make up, wardrobe and hair teams are in a production, am I right? Have you had a big transformation for a role or on stage? Share, please, until I get used to seeing myself with massive breasts and such a high cut on the swimsuit legs, thank you. @theglamliststarters​

you would not believe how hard i had to double take to make my brain process that it was actually you under there. i hope there’s an oscar in the future for your performance and that hair and makeup team, because jesus, i didn’t recognize either one of ya! which only makes me more excited about the film, of course. i’m not sure i’ve ever done anything wild hair or makeup wise, really — long blonde hair seems to be my character niche. but catching glimpses of killing eve scenes sometimes makes me feel weird, something about knowing my mum and dad tune in to watch me murder people, uh, violently. acting is wild, eh? 

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excuse me, miss turner? yes, hello, i’m wondering when you might be able to pencil me in for a drink, cause i am missing you so much it hurts. @sophieturnerglam​

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caguilcra​:

Does anybody else actually enjoy wrapping presents or is it just me? When the kids are with their dads I love getting cosy in Christmas pjs, making myself some hot cocoa, putting on a playlist of Christmas movies and wrapping gifts. There’s something relaxing about making them all look cute with ribbons and bows and seeing them under the tree. Now that I’m thinking about it maybe I am weird but I don’t care, I get excited about anything that is to do with Christmas. What I want to know is, what’s everyone’s favourite part about the holidays? Also hi, I’m Christina for those who I have yet to meet. @theglamliststarters​

it’s a hard no from me, as wrapping presents tends to remind me of just how horrible i am at it, every time. i’m embarrassed to say i’ve even bought some of those prewrapped fake gifts before just to make my place look more festive and less...boring. my favorite part of the holidays is usually just a huge mug of cocoa with my parents, and watching footie with my dad. can’t be beat. are you doing anything fun this year for the holidays, christina? lovely to meet you by the way, i’m jodie.  

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Jodie Comer by Greg Williams for Soho House