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every time i have to show my phone to someone in public i can only hope they see a tumblr notification saying “destielgaysex reblogged a post”

aturnoftheearth

trying to make you understand

aturnoftheearth

this is the highest compliment i could possibly receive

aturnoftheearth

guess what happened to me today at work

dogpuppy

my-friends-call-me-mcsad

#gui

iamhavingsomuchfun

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toesareforfeet

I'm so tired of being a woman I wanna be a guy I WANT TO BE A MAN!!! but I won't have cock and balls and I'll have memories of being a woman so what's the fucking point

toesareforfeet

I wish I was born a man. I wish I never had a wax. I wish I didnt pms. I wish I could go on grindr and fuck a bear super fast. I wish I had a beard. I wish I could fuck a papaya with my dick. I wish I could be the funny fat guy in my high school. I wish my dad liked me as his son. I wish my experiences weren't defined by the fact that I'm a woman. I wish I could take zinc and shoot massive rope. I wish I never shaved my legs ever. I wish I could watch the substance and not crash the fuck out. I wish I had male friends without being a woman. I wish I didnt know my hair was curly bc it was always super short. I wish people liked me bc of who I am and not how I look. I wish I knew what it feels like to pee with a boner

I'm so tired of being a woman I wanna be a guy I WANT TO BE A MAN!!! but I won't have cock and balls and I'll have memories of being a woman so what's the fucking point

beingharsh

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

beingharsh

finally someone says something kind of titillating

slimeseason3

i know "young thug helping people with their computers" is established to be a Genre of Image but seriously why is he always doing this.

funstyle

One of the best images. Like we've all been here folks

oneweekoneband

Faust (as sung by Paul Williams) (from Phantom of the Paradise)

There’s something very sly happening with this song throughout the movie. When we first hear it, William Finley, who plays Winslow Leach, sings the song himself; his voice is fine, but clearly imperfect.

Later, at a mass audition, Winslow hears Phoenix (Jessica Harper) singing the song, her voice rising above the group of hopeful singers, and he’s transfixed. At last, the music means something to him; he’s found the love for which he would sell his soul. The evil record producer Swan (Paul Williams) confirms that her voice is “perfect.” (Not a good thing for Phoenix, unfortunately. Swan abhors perfection in anyone but himself.)

The next time we hear “Faust,” it’s re-purposed into the Beach-Boys-esque number, “Upholstery.” The send-up is wickedly fun, mocking early surf tunes as brain dead music that’s more in love with cars and surfboards than anything else. While the Beach Bums sing the tune, Winslow (now the Phantom) plots his revenge; Brian DePalma shoots the scene with a quirky film trick so that the upbeat cheerfulness of “Upholstery” is undercut by horror. (Spoiler alert: all that upholstery is doomed.)

The next (and last) time we hear “Faust,” Winslow is about to make a deal with Swan. Winslow’s body and his voice are nearly destroyed – when he speaks, it sounds like a broken microphone – but Swan promises he can fix it. Swan takes him into his studio, plugs him into some top-notch production technology and at last… Winslow’s voice is not only restored, it’s better than before.

In fact, his voice now sounds like Paul Williams!

In fact, it is Paul Williams!! The actual writer of “Faust”!!

As if the voice, which was one step removed from the songwriter, becomes restored to the songwriter! But still through another performer’s body! Through the magic of the music studio… and the magic of the film studio… combined!

Wild!

misericordiia

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

traversety

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

owlbelly

women have been doing the heteropessimism/heterofatalism thing at me for actual decades ("ohhhhh i wish i was a lesbian! men are so awful but i'm straight so what can you do. i guess i can just live alone boo hoo" etc. etc.) & it has always annoyed me but at this point i'm about ready to pop off the next time it happens in person. not only is it weird & disingenuous to say to people you perceive as lesbians but imo it just exposes your absolute shit taste in dudes & lack of imagination

somebody at a zine show earlier this year spent several minutes expounding to me on her zine compiling all the horrible "types" of men she's been on dates with locally & i was like "wow yeah huh. that sucks. sorry that keeps happening to you." she did the straight woman song & dance, ohhh this is my cross to bear, guys are just awful why do i have to be attracted to them! & it was all i could do not to just ask her if she's ever actually tried anything else. not even "have you ever dated a woman" - have you ever been on a date with guy who isn't straight. what about a guy who isn't cis. do you only date guys of a particular age or cultural background? only guys you find in a very specific set of places? what are your criteria for going on a first date with a man, & is it possible that the choices you're making are in fact part of the equation of "all men [in my life] are awful"?

like...i am OBVIOUSLY not some fucking men's rights incel-apologist here, "why do women only want the bad ones, not all men are like that" lmfao nor am i going to argue that the system of patriarchy doesn't result in widespread extremely shitty behavior among a variety of men! possibly even a majority along certain other axes of identity/privilege! but at the same time i am more than a little concerned about how low many straight women's standards seem to be & also how, idk, weirdly attached most "heteropessimist" women still are to normative gender roles & their much-bemoaned status as heterosexual

i do actually think you could try dating women too. or non-binary people. or just different kinds of men! figure out what it actually is that you like - a kind of gender presentation? certain body types/parts? i don't even care i'm not trying to interrogate your preferences i'm just saying, you have probably not exhausted your options & every time you tell me i'm "so lucky" to be queer i am getting this much closer to responding "DON'T DIE WONDERING"

#yeah like if you actually try and don't be a doomer you can actually find a good man!!#but if you're like he needs to be tall he needs to be cis he needs to have money he needs to have whatever #then yeah it is going to be hard. sorry.