neat memes bro

Jaq \\ 16 a playwright with a procrastination problem

[deadbeatmaker]

All of you straight people asking how you can support gays this pride month smh like the answer is so easy.. whenever you see a gay person you have to give them all your fucking weed

[bottommemes]

y’all are really perpetuating heteronormativity in gay culture

the inherently heteronormative act of taking it up the ass

[thigh-highs]

Four rich fathers go golfing.

One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.

The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top!  He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”

The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”

Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.

The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”

The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Reblog to support proud father and his sugar baby gay son.

[meeraria]

“you twinks are next door“ 

I feel validated.

Love, Simon deleted scene

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

as soon as the clock strikes midnight on june 1st

[brainstatic]

So, Melania hasn’t been seen in 15 days but the president sees apparitions of her. Just another normal day in the normal timeline.

[prof-grace-aspen]

what

[inspecticles]

On Thursdays, we wear green

[ellie]

me: *eyes some tall white boy* me: you’re better than this

[starspangledcaptainamerica-blog]

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

[borzooy]

I don’t feel so gucci mr.stark

[powerfulwizard]

This post applies regardless of your sexuality, but never date 30 year olds while you’re in your early 20s or late teens cuz’ they might seem cool, sexy, and mature but you will always eventually find out why they can’t get anyone their own age to date them, and you will always eventually outgrow them. They’re losers, and people their own age can easily tell.

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

you know what

[coolhotdad]

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

[youstoodmeupforayardsale-mo-blog]

this passed the bechdel test

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[8168708]

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

[it-started-over-drarry]

Listen I am aware canon exists like … I can see it. I just don’t…. como se dice…. give a shit.