Crazy Blonde

My names Jessica and I'm 22 . I play field hockey and lacrosse for my college. I currently work in the microbiology part of a food testing lab. I can be crazy and rediculous at times but that just makes me even more loveable. My friends are what keep me going. I dont know what I would do without them. I always follow back and my ask is always open :)

[thecommonchick]

[naomiswatt-deactivated20190530]

beautiful angel *-*

[animal-factbook]

Younger dogs will perform daily rituals where they point their paws towards the warmest thing in their surroundings. Before being domesticated, dogs would point their paws towards the sun. As technology advance, warm objects would include heaters, Windows, chairs, or whatever within the house that absorbs sunlight or emits warmth.

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

I’M SCREAMING

[iraffiruse]

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

[westernkanye]

[judgejudyofficial]

In French we don’t say “Marry me,” we say ted cruz est le tueur du zodiaque which roughly translates to “Let us never separate” and I think that’s truly beautiful

[kushandwizdom]

[heidiblairmontag]

[jackafz]

I hate her, as I seethe with jealousy

[executionerbarbie]

broke people can get that shit too u ain’t special bitch!!!!! hearts stars and horseshoes lookin ass bitch!!!  

[itscaroline1224]

im dead

[g0d-of-thunder]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[komblakekru]

Thank you @toemateoh for unknowingly giving me this idea 

[giantsquidlexa]

Lexa + catching herself staring

am I staring? oops *looks away*

it’s ok lexa we don’t blame you

[coltre]

I wanna start eating healthier, wear loose sweaters, do more art, care less talk less and listen to music most of the time

[stonerthings]

[my-teen-quote]

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

[pleasent-dreams]

This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.