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a 4D model and host under Esteem Korea. He wears exaggerated glasses, dye his hair black every month and owns an unicycle. A grandpa hiding on a 25 year old man's body.

[coiii]

無印良品の家  の名古屋東店

[hanchrome]

2014.07, GQ, Cho Min Ho

[howyouget-the-girl-deactivated2]

Drop a "If I were dating you..." In my ask.

[theonlymagicleftisart]

All the hardest, coldest people you meet, were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living.

Iain S. Thomas  (via safeguards)

[stxphlee]

She takes her spoon as well dipping it partially as she scooped some of her pudding. Enjoy its taster in her mouth as an evident pleased smile formed. "You must miss smoking. I understand learning to quit is a huge hurdle. Fighting oppa~" Steph uttered the encouragement with much gusto her smile growing wider, sincerely wanting to encourage him.

[jminoes]

Minho chuckles small, nods his head once as he enjoys his pudding that is apparently too sweet for his taste. "I am gradually stopping myself to smoke. But I'd like to see it in a positive way. Thanks Steph. You're as sweet as the pudding saying that" He smiles and curves an okay sign with his finger. 

[jminoes]

MINUSREGINA SAID: 

SHE DULLY TURNS THE PAGE ON THE BOOK SHE’S READING AND SIGHS, AS IF BURDENED BY HIS PRESENCE. “I’M DOING THE WORLD A FAVOUR BY BEING HERE. YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND…” THE GIRL PAUSED, LOOKED UP, AND SNEERED FOR EFFECT BEFORE RETURNING TO THE NOVEL.

" ㅡ is making the world a better place" he finishes off her sentence, a proud grin plastered on his face whilst arms crossed against his chest, giving her a lasting look before he turn his attention to some other things again. 

[purplegirl-stuff]

[jminoes]

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[wonjuung]

조민호 for GQ Korea

[squid-chip-deactivated20150202]

Jo Min Ho / Jung Ho Yeon

[jminoes]

"Earth is full. Go home."

Minho furrows his thick brows whilst stares at the female stationed before him. He exhales a cocky scoff, smirking at her. “Why don’t you go first? Set an example.”

[jminoes]

All text messages

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[ sms ㅡ future girlfriend ㅡ 2:12am ]

Can you stop running in my head for a while and let me have a nice good sleep? Aren’t you tired? ㅋ

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[ sms ㅡ future girlfriend ㅡ 7:50am ]

Actually, you have a very nice eyes.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[ sms ㅡ future girlfriend ㅡ 3:55pm ]

Wait till I grope all your fatty guts!

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[ sms ㅡ future girlfriend ㅡ 4:50am ]

Awww. You’re so adorable I just want to squeeze you into a tight hug.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[ sms ㅡ future girlfriend ㅡ 1:30am ]

WHY CAN’t YOU ttaKE me Seriousdlyt?

[jminoes]

✉ f ✘ ☠ ♣

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[ sms ㅡ Stephanie Lee ㅡ 2:22am ]

I had a dream. We’re having a nice romantic date and then all of a sudden, you take off your mask and you’re actually an Alien from Andromida and you ate my whole head. 

[ sms ㅡ Stephanie Lee ㅡ 2:24am ]

Let’s not meet for the next few days.

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[ sms ㅡ Stephanie Lee ㅡ 7:30pm ]

I have something to confess ㅡ

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[ sms ㅡ Stephanie Lee ㅡ 2:50pm ]

I swear to God. I will throw a bag of baking soda on your head if you mention about my gray hair ever again in front of ever one. That’s so not very nice.

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[ sms ㅡ Stephanie Lee ㅡ 1:30am ]

I kinda miss you right now.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[ sms ㅡ Stephanie Lee ㅡ 5:30am ]

pewww pieee pew pew! 

[jminoes]

✘

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[ sms ㅡ Anya ㅡ 3:04am ] 

I am not going to share a cab with you ever again.It’s not even close to Halloween ㅡ I hate you 

[ sms ㅡ Anya ㅡ 3:10am ] 

Okay. I’m done hating you. 

[xgooglechromex]

To all roleplayers I roleplay with:

[jminoes]

If I didn’t reply:

YEP I  missed it.

I’m still working on it.

I REPLY AT THE SPEED OF MOLASSES

If you ever want to roleplay:

Invade my inbox and scream at me.

I don’t bite

Ask for a starter or just post one and tag me~ 

This goes for EVERYONE. If our characters don’t normally interact THEY WILL

Random notes:

You is kind.

You is smart.

You is important.

I love you all <3.

And to those I don’t roleplay with:

We totally should.

[hagvmi]

"You w-were not a burden, it’s alright." He knew a few things she could tell, that he was mad wasted and that’s how all this ended up and time like these made Hagumi praise herself for not drinking each time she was offered alcohol. "Oh, I’m Hagumi. And you’re welcome to stay until you feel better. I-If you need anything else just tell me, I’ll get it for you." 

[jminoes]

"Oh" Minho lightly exhales as he keeps his eyes on her. He doesn't know her, apparently and suddenly he feels bad staying at her place whilst in total chaos. "Nice to meet you, Hagumi. And I'm sorry for meeting me like this" He laughs lightly and weak. "I would just stay for a while -- maybe once my head gets better. Again, I'm sorry"

[fivepercentless-deactivated2014]

Check out this sheet of RIDICULOUS potential sentence starters I found:

A hard on doesn’t count as personal growth.

Do I look like a fucking people person?

This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. You pretend to pay me.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

And just how may I screw you over today?

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?

I’m just working here ‘till a good fast food job opens up.

I’m not your type; I’m not inflatable.

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Someone here is is thinking about sex. Okay, it’s me.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

It’s sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Okay, okay, I take it back! Unfuck you!

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Earth is full. Go home.

I thought I wanted a career; turns out all I wanted was paychecks.

[fragilexeternity-deactivated201]

You won’t be able to handle it, old man.

[jminoes]

I don't have a weak heart, missy.