boy king

xavi 26 he/him terfs dni

[scunthotter]

ilya on shane’s doorstep: my plane ticket got fucking cancelled and the next flight isn’t until tomorrow

shane: oh no. how has this happened. come on in. stay here

shane, one hour previously: hello. good afternoon. i’m calling on behalf of a mr ilya rozanov. i would like to cancel my client’s flight booking. yes of course that’s R-O-Z-

They're just lucky canceling the plane ticket worked because Shane's next move was calling in a bomb threat. Imagine they're outed because hockey prince Shane Hollander was calling in bomb threats and got investigated by the canadian fbi.

[buyobopfever]

the pokemon company doesn't realize that by not hiring chunsoft to make a new mystery dungeon game, they're missing out on like 1 trillion dollars for this reason alone

[starfilled-galaxy]

[thwrangis]

murder is never okay except when it makes me kinda hard

[weltenwellen]

Hanif Abdurraqib, from "The Story of The Last Punk Rock Show Before The City Tore Down Little Brother's", The Crown Ain't Worth Much

[sasukeheart]

[normalmcguy]

my puppyyy

[dianorayopi]

Batman won't have a good time the next day with a rogue Robin.

[responsibilitychan]

many women dont seem 2 realize that being 'pretty' isnt mandatory in life

[responsibilitychan]

however having swag is.

[fukkafyla]

no tan lines

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I hope i'm your favorite losing dog to bet on

[ghostpoetics]

the saint of heartbreak・judas iscariot x lucifer bibleslash

[enchantedbook]

Art by Francisco Goya

[mewwon]

Horny is the mind killer the little death that brings total obliteration

[nodforsex]

Shirts by Kiss Me I'm Famous

[4444444444]

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

[satanfemme]

it's actually kind of crazy that everyone is sorted into 2 arbitrary categories at birth that supposedly predicts every single one of ur interests, skills, and personality traits throughout the next 80-90 years. and if, at any point in your life, you decide you don't really like this chosen-for-you persona, and you feel bad about being forced to act like it anyway, this is actually a diagnosable mental disorder in the DSM and half the country kinda wants you to die for "having" it. like personally I don't think there's anything mysteriously wrong with a trans kid's brain just because some doctor wasn't able to fortune tell that kid's life by reading the shape of their junk like tea leaves. you know?