It’s been a fun 14 years on this horrible website but I think I feel it really, finally, actually winding down.
I was here for the original do you love the color of the sky. I followed the harrowing events of Dashcon as they were happening. I remember when I learned that cock is one of John Green’s favorite tastes. I stole my shoelaces from the president.
I’ve never understood the social aspect of this site…. I’ve been here since 2008 and I’ve literally never had a message that wasn’t a porn bot. Not that I’ve missed it, but this has always been just been a place for me to get stupid online content—my blog is just a list of things that made me laugh.
I’m now on the cusp of turning 30 wondering, is anyone actually still here?
We used to make content for the sake of getting a laugh. Now, everyone just wants to monetize it. I’m sick of seeing sexy 16 year olds doing shitty lip syncs. I don’t want to hear how hard it is for a “gifted kid” to “adult.”
Tumblr has always been Neverland, but maybe that’s a bad thing.
Pull the trigger, Piglet.















