like a fine skylark.

Jocelind Wadcock.Call me Joce. Former Slytherin, and proud. Pureblood. Chaser for Puddlemere. Go to hell, you idiotic Magpies. Engaged to this idiot. Mumma to quite the kid. You can have an autograph if you ask nicely, arseface. Stubborn || Ambitious || Self-indulgent

[jocewaddles]

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[jocewaddles]

Does Oliver /really/ adore him?

//im assuming this is in reference to the convo i had with helbert so let me explain some things to you

come off anon bc now you sound kind of mean sorry but its true

no i’m assuming a 3/4/idk how old oliver is i forget, but i assume he doesnt adore anyone aside from his toys and parents but even then IDK FAIR POINT I GUESS?

also in case youve been living under a rock or just dont care, but apparently you at least care some about my character since you seem to question what i’m doing, JOCELIND WADCOCK IS AN OVERDRAMATIC HUMAN BEING. IDK HOW ELSE TO PUT IT. SHE WEARS HER OWN ASSHOLE AS A HAT 80% OF THE TIME. so yeah, she probably would use words such as “adore” bc they are, hold for dramatic pause, OVERDRAMATIC.

wow i’m so done with this 

you caught me on a bad night

[jocewaddles]

When are you getting married?

you sent this twice

[jocewaddles]

When is Jerelind getting married?

idk ask sarah

[jocewaddles]

Please.

Don't flatter yourself. 

[helbertspleen]

Absolutely delicious.

[jocewaddles]

Well, you’ve be very good with Oliver, especially since he’s hardly a ray of sunshine when he’s here. So— thanks.

[helbertspleen]

Hardly a ray of sunshine? Miss Wadcock, I can assure you that Oliver is one of my most favorite patients. Being good with him is hardly a task at all. You know, the only time he’s ever brought in is when he’s ill, so it would make sense that he may be on less than his best behavior around me. But thank you, all the same.

[jocewaddles]

Well, you're awfully kind. Thank you. He really does adore you, I hope you know.

[helbertspleen]

Absolutely delicious.

[jocewaddles]

Really?

[helbertspleen]

Of course! I was not expecting any treats today, so that makes it extra delectable. What is the occasion?

[jocewaddles]

Well, you've be very good with Oliver, especially since he's hardly a ray of sunshine when he's here. So-- thanks.

[helbertspleen]

Absolutely delicious.

Top marks, all of that. You’ve outdone yourself.

[jocewaddles]

Really?

[jocewaddles]

//desperately in need of attention

[jocewaddles]

/Second/ most attractive Quidditch Female player?

[calistacarmicael-deactivated201]

Don’t be such a twat. My— hoo-ha as you so eloquently put it, is world-renowned. -shifts uncomfortably- But what if Wynn doesn’t want this? A second? I already use all of his money, and he won’t be getting anymore just because of our situation.

[jocewaddles]

Well, it's coming, and he'll deal. 'Sides, he loves you. And that'll be enough. It will all work out, and, I mean, could you always get your job back?

[jocewaddles]

/Second/ most attractive Quidditch Female player?

[calistacarmicael-deactivated201]

I am on a potion— or was— I forgot to drink my new one for a few days— I’ve been so exhausted recently, and my memory has gone completely to shit. It’s my fault. -nods- It isn’t fair to Ed, and it isn’t fair to this new baby. I can hardly handle one— somedays I don’t handle him at all— and I’m going to mess that up further with another. M’just so angry at myself.

[jocewaddles]

-raises brow- Nonono, don't be overdramatic. Ed will adore being an older brother. He's a good boy, surprising considering the hoo-hah he came out of, and you're going to be fine, Calista. I promise. This is a good thing.

[mister-fabian]

Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people.  So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong.  Write characters who are people.

(x)

[mister-fabian]

First Wizarding War Edition [x]

[whisperingbones]

marry me. let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor when there is a perfectly fine table behind us. we can go to the movies and sit in the back row just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time. marry me. we’ll paint the rooms of our house and get more paint on us than the walls. we can hold hands and go to parties we end up ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub. marry me. and slow dance with me in our bedroom with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand. let me love you forever. marry me.

(via crystalreed)

[jocewaddles]

cassandrafawcett replied to your post

[jocewaddles]

#//Friends forever

//anytime boo :*

[jocewaddles]

/Second/ most attractive Quidditch Female player?

[calistacarmicael-deactivated201]

Yeah, I am. Didn’t learn my lesson the first time, and— well— here I am.

[jocewaddles]

Your lesson. Nonono, that's all on him. He should master that spell. Or you should get on a good potion. I mean, not now obviously, but, you know. -frowns- You're upset?

[zoekazans]