the ghost of jesse eisenberg

this blog will spoil things for you. kate. 24. not dead yet.

[heddafischer]

“Small Hands” // Keaton Henson

Art by me

[wisba]

I know this meme is seven thousand years old but its so pure && they’re so fun to make. 

tag urself!! I’m lemon baby 

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[zoekazans]

me: [skateboards up to you]

me: hi. i can't actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination

me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]

[zoekazans]

IT HAS BEEN SEVEN YEARS SINCE THE RELEASE OF THE SONG FRIDAY

WHAT.

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😍

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

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I’m opening my heart

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Sis help me out

[zoekazans]

please help me find my keys, fish friend

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The Types according to similarminds.com

I picked the “funniest” and strangest things that this website wrote as parts of the description of every type. Enjoy. (some types had more weird descriptions than others)

ISFP: “prone to discontentment”

ESFP: “dislikes science fiction”, “values organized religion”

ISTP: “can be insensitive to the misfortunes of others”, “anti-tattoos, anti counter culture”

ESTP: “content”

ISTJ: “does not appreciate strangeness”, “anti-tattoos”

ESTJ: “does not like weird or strange people / things - intolerant of differences”

ISFJ: “prone to crying”, “afraid of many things”

ESFJ: “loves getting massages”

INFJ: “attracted to sad things”

ENFJ: “anti-tattoos”

INTJ: “not much fun”, “familiar with darkside” (bonus: “dictator” was among the favored careers)

ENTJ: “desires fame/acclaim, image focused, narcissistic”

INTP: "does not think they are weird but others do", “does not like happy people”, “more likely to support marijuana legalization”

ENTP: “experience junky”, “pro-weed legalization”(this time is no doubt true, apparently) (bonus: “dictator”, “assassin”, “cia agent” and “fbi agent” were among the favored careers) I really envy ENTPs now, or I want one as my friend

INFP: “wounded at the core” you have no idea how much I laughed, “prone to dreaming about a rescuer”

ENFP: “attracted to strange things”, “easily talked into doing silly things”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[zoekazans]

today i am 23

[zoekazans]

my gr8 idea

tinder but only for girls seeking more girls to be friends with

swipe right 4 tru friendship

[mahliann]

[iamianbrooks]

1) AVENGED FAMILY

2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY

[zoekazans]

remember how our faves on are you the one got married and had a baby I'll never be over it tbh we are psychic

remember when I cry about it every day

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One of my all time favs

[zoekazans]

carlsonsyoung is such a fucking treat

[vvhack]