chthonic masturbator

super alt blog 64 epic style she her adult mainblog @nerbulent avatar stolen from kc green

[jockohomomorphism]

please contact me if you have a seaman dreamcast and want to sell it. i don't have much money but i have passion

also i'm keeping this as my pinned. i'm kyanite she her if you wanna be my frand we can talk. she her (it/they as well if we're cool and you're trans). blog may be nsfw at times but pretty rarely will probably be tagged nsft

all my posts are queued except for like 3 of them. so if i say something tonedeaf that's probably why. queue is around 200 as of dec 19 2025. so watch out

yumbleberry extremist

^mindset you must have if you ever talk to me. i just might take a week to respond despite being active on tumblr the whole time

my projects:

nerbulent.tumblr.com shitposting + art (debatably) + also this is my mainblog

rush b tabletop bluffing game. exactly 200 words

youtube gaming videos and shitposts. yea

#my evil art general purpose tag for large things. you know that some effort got put into this

[ghoulchurch]

Why whats wrong with it

[ghoulchurch]

this is popular literally every day except for tuesday

[undying-princess]

back during the Uncle Wars my buddy Fogart got shot by a sniper. miraculously he survived but the medics had to remove his whole nephew, now he's just some guy's brother

[jockohomomorphism]

it's useful but sometimes you really wonder why it was necessary to mark something red on shinigami eyes. why is the wikipedia page for the klu klux klan red

[dingoskidneys]

Hi everyone ily

[jockohomomorphism]

as i child i was aware that reproduction required two people to exchange dna. and i thought long and hard about how this was accomplished. i came to the conclusion that dna was exchanged through kissing, but now i know that dna isn't in saliva. so i'm not sure how reproduction happens, in the end

[jockohomomorphism]

in a board room at sega. "remember sonic r? we're doing it again with godzilla and evangelion"

[jockohomomorphism]

today's word of the day is choke, a nice punchy word with a satisfying voiceless affricate into a voiceless plosive. specifically meaning to perform badly under pressure, especially when you appear to be winning.

this word of the day is brought to you by nick "nitr0" cannella of the nrg esports counter strike 2 team. that might be the single most painful round of counter strike i've ever seen, never mind the rest of the map.

[jockohomomorphism]

no like that was the roughest map of counter strike i have ever seen. i've seen maps that were worse on a "what the fuck are these people paid six figures to play this game doing" (see: nip vs amkal, nip vs amkal, liquid vs ecstatic, nip vs amkal, nip vs amkal) but that was the most painful to watch from home. 28 rounds of pure fucking bullshit. i hate it.

nrg vs big, iem cologne major 2026. de_mirage. bull fucking shit

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

[jockohomomorphism]

today's word of the day is choke, a nice punchy word with a satisfying voiceless affricate into a voiceless plosive. specifically meaning to perform badly under pressure, especially when you appear to be winning.

this word of the day is brought to you by nick "nitr0" cannella of the nrg esports counter strike 2 team. that might be the single most painful round of counter strike i've ever seen, never mind the rest of the map.

[iwontusethis255]

this happens btw

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[jockohomomorphism]

i do wonder if the cologne major or the digital circus finale is bigger

[sm64mario]

What is oil?

Liquid gold

A natural mineral lubricant

Liquid rock

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

[mountainstackedwithfear]

[thoodleoo]

Have you seen/tasted the figs in the forehead of a foal as described in Pliny?

you're asking me if i've...eaten the leathery clump of debris thats sometimes stuck to a foal's head after birth? do you think im a pregnant horse or some sort of love witch? what century are you asking this from

[mountainstackedwithfear]