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[morp]

morp -> fujoshimagolor -> goldencheese-cookie -> sister-splinter -> first-sinner

WARNING: we are OBNOXIOUSLY obsessed w gore and death, and will talk about it. visual depictions get tagged but we rarely tag textposts, reblogged or original. please tread carefully

if we like a bunch of poasts but dont rb assume we got post limited, that happens a lot here. also our #saved for the morning tag is our queue/poast limit overflow tag

pet/animal tags;

cats: Coco, Maemae, Midnight, Maple (Maumau)

dogs: †Peppino, Ashe

workplace caterpillars: †Corncatch , †Buggy

neighborhood critters: Mr. Sitter Labubu, Grumpy Orange

gooey web decor , unmedicated post , scoliosis flag , strabismus stamp , ace userbox , aro userbox , amazing digital kill you , vent post , euthanizable , rotting bloated corpse :3

intro posts: morp | carn | caine

[tanooki-hut]

happy pride month everyone

[seven-sided-cube]

Pointless

[teachiisan]

Holding The Unknown

[chrometheraptor]

Updated Moss “post-canon” ref for Artfight!! Old one under the cut :)

^ from April of 2024

[noble--1]

Pretty backlit cloud.

[chriskotiesen]

[omgbuglen]

Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera

[the-haiku-bot]

Deer running from a

flying squirrel as caught on

a trail camera

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ps-babelism]

wanna see more?

[perishrepublic]

a vague sort of follow-up to my recent noelle drawing. i wanted to give kris a cute outfit too

[mangonetics]

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

*remembers what the source engine's code is like* I mean uh it's Source how good this spaghetti is

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[morp]

[morp]

[night-the-starfish]

Anatomy, colored pencils and markers on paper.

Day 11 of fucked up deertober 2025.

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[morp]

start writing everything down that an employee does wrong report style like a fucked up book of vengeance and then eventually deliver it to the biggest boss around when you need a mood boost. untried and possibly untrue

oh lordy lord if we did that to/about our team lead itd be a nuclear report

[morp]

DID WE EVER TELL YALL HE GOT FIRED AND ALSO MAYBE ARRESTED

[herpsandbirds]

Bronzed Cowbird (Molothrus aeneus), 2 males having an intense discussion, family Icteridae, order Passeriformes, Mesa, AZ, USA

photograph by Dave Lehneman