Why did you say that like it’s a cuss word or something? Wes is dope, and so is his wifey, I’d love it if he found me something even half as cool as what he’s got! Maybe you and your date can observe stuff together! Maybe your date’ll be like Nancy Drew but a boy! Nanco Brew! Yeah, that’s it, that’ll be perfect for you, you can be like dance detectives together! That’s super specific though, Jo, and would make a sick book! You should write it after you finish the book you’re working on now. And can I be the main character? Can you write a girl who’s secretly in love with me? Or a guy, I’m super not picky! And then when you write them can we find a magic friend to like, spell them out of the pages of the book and I can live happily ever after and it’ll be all your doing and then I’ll build a library and name it after you? God, my life is gonna be so cool, thanks Jo, it’s all thanks to you!
Have you seen how many marriages have failed? Like, there have been so many different weddings that have been cancelled. Literally someone flew off on the back of the dragon, and then the guy she ran away with left! Like, I get that my parents have a great love story and blah blah blah, but I haven’t seen a lot of “love conquests” work out here in Walt. As great as that sounds, I’m not big on the whole romance novel thing. But if you were to write it, I’d totally be willing to be your editor.