ALL I NEED

[kwanrj]

is there anyone who's your muse?

I’m my own muse. 

ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.

[kwanrj]

🌻

I started working out. 

SEND ME ‘🌻’ AND I’LL TELL YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.

[kwanrj]

What'd you do all summer?

I planned the Walt Bachelor which, now with this new look, will be especially exciting, and stayed in touch with @jodelabete about production and life stuff...And I kind of just hung out. Didn’t do much else. Oh wait...this was a lie meme?

ASK ME ANYTHING AND I’LL ANSWER WITH DEFINITE LIES.

[kwanrj]

TEXT || REO

Leo: Are we really~ gonna make it the premise? I thought you'd want it to be more like.. The Bachelor! Not this most recent season. That Peter guy was... fun.

Leo: cool.

RJ: YEAH it's the twist I needed! I wanted to make it original and this is just the way. We could even not tell the girls and have them thinking it's a real Bachelor-like scenario. It's perfect!

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TEXT || REO

Leo: 🙄

Leo: We got matched for the dance, and we had a good night! She didn’t give me her real name, we kept everything anonymous so I have no idea who the hell she is.

RJ: 😮😮😮😮😮

RJ: DUDE this is reality TV GOLD. That even changes the premise! Like, this could be a Cinderella search now! omg omg omg this changes everything, I'm so pumped.

RJ: you're hired btw

[kwanrj]

🌻

A Royal Match, aka my very own Walt-based dating webseries will begin production this Spring! We’re currently taking self-tape applications, just email them to me at [email protected] 

Send 🌻 and I’ll tell you whatever the fuck I want.

[kwanrj]

TEXT || REO

Leo: Because, I want to? Besides, who wouldn't want a bunch of elligble bachelor/ette's fawning over them?

Leo: ...There might be someone I may be looking for, but that's /beside/ the point.

RJ: HA. I think I cracked the code.

RJ: That changes things. Spill.

[kwanrj]

TEXT || REO

Leo: Can’t I just help out without there being something in there for me?

Leo: I don’t need clout. I’m a prince. That’s clout enough.

RJ: Well YEAH but why would you take time out of your princely life for MY project? I was expecting to get like, Moss Triton or someone who's technically a prince but not reeeeeeeally, you know? Not....heir-to-a-throne Fitzherbert.

RJ: Are you...genuinely looking for love or something? 😅

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TEXT || REO

Leo: Question.

Leo: Are you still looking for a young, strapping elegible bachelor to participate in your...thing? Because I have just the man for you.

Leo: Me.

RJ: I am....👀 No offense, but what's in it for you? It's just a class project. Produced by /me/. There's not much clout to gain there.

[kwanrj]

So I took Reality TV Production A in the Fall, which was all about the knowledge and structure and yadda yadda...And Reality TV Production B for next semester is all about the practice. So I’m gonna have to create a show that I can put on YouTube periodically throughout the Spring. So, Walt, I am announcing the production of my new webseries: Royal Crush. It’s going to be about a Walt royal looking for love, in the style of The Bachelor kind of. We’re still searching for our leading prince or princess, but I’m excited to announce that we’re holding an open casting call for contestants, as well! And those don’t have to be royal. So if you’re 18+ and single, you can send your self-tapes to my email about why you’re trying to find love! I know, this sounds gross and slimy, but I’m trying to not make it actual reality garbage. I want this to be as sincere as possible. 

[kwanrj]

TEXT | KRISJ

Kristina: Do you want like a pity party or something? Supposedly I'm very good at throwing those 🙄

Kristina: I wasn't planning on making an appearance there, although if you can find me a costume where no one can prove I was ever there, I'd be happy to go with?

RJ: hahahaha some kind of full-face mask or makeup situation that would completely disguise you! We could paint you green and make you the Wicked Witch of the West. :P

[kwanrj]

TEXT | DUCKJ

Ducky: Yikes on 🚲

Ducky: That name is So intense but my friends are ditching me for the @ Pack thingy so I'm absolutely down to join you! I also have way too many clothes so a last second DIY costume will be DUM eAsy!

RJ: yikes on bike indeed. It was just one bike :P

RJ: lolol any ideas then? I like funny things but movie references could be fun too.

[kwanrj]

TEXT | OPEN

RJ: Stage managing is just as wildly hard as I imagined it'd be 🥴

RJ: I definitely need to let loose tonight. Who's up for joining me at this 'Fucking Duckling'???? Idk what I'm dressing up as but with the right people we could throw something together.

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TEXT | RON-J

Ronnie: Oh. Well now I'm sad ☹️

Ronnie: And yes, it does! It ran on the West End in 2015, it was one of the only times I've ever begged to take a trip to London.

RJ: wow! How does one play soccer onstage, I wonder. Carrie the Musical Off-Broadway couldn't even make volleyball look realistic.

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TEXT | RON-J

Ronnie: Bend It Like Beckham the Musical? Rocky the Musical? Bring It On the Musical? The Beautiful Game? Damn Yankees? Please please please, it's way past time to have one about where you guys sing about a sport!

RJ: chill

RJ: there's not a single sport in this musical I don't think, lol sorry but Damn Yankees is a great one! Does Bend it Like Bekham the Musical even exist??

[kwanrj]

TEXT | BJ

Bobbie: As someone who has absolutely no urge to be in any musical ever in her life, I don't care. As someone who THRIVES on curiosity and must know absolutely EVERYTHING, I hate you.

Bobbie: Why would you do this?! I feel even more justified voting you for biggest Drama King now. :P

RJ: 😈😈😈😈

RJ: it's a musical that's been revived in an unconventional way. That's all I'm tellin!

[kwanrj]

TEXT | OPEN

RJ: :) :) :) I know what the Fall musical is.

RJ: I can't say what it is but can I just say it's gonna be SO GOOD.