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Helllooooooo. - Jodie-Leigh - 20 - Leeds/Liverpool- England -English and Creative writing student

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Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

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me @ stiles for getting into the FBI 

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@sarahmurphh

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*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

[fastest-shadowhunter-alive]

A recap of Stydia in 6A thanks to @StydiaNews on Twitter!

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@sarahmurphh

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this is what it’s like when we collide

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@sarahmurphh

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[earthdad]

everyone in 2016

[jodieleigh-ox]

Me: no worries!

Narrator: she had several worries

[captoring]

i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this

and you should too

let’s bring it back

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[supersexyawesomeness]

[argentist]

Remember, remember, remember…

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@sarahmurphh

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

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This post is immaculate

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It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

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This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

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At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

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a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

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once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

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A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

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Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

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Me: I should probably start going to bed earlier

Me: *stays up till 4 a.m. reading*

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i think being unhappy for a long period of time can physically manifest and affect your outward appearance. like you can see the sad

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[jodieleigh-ox]

Child me: WOW WHEN I'M A TEENAGER I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL

Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*