Pick me up like an opossum pretty please

Joey They/Them >:(

[christianstepmoms]

putting this freeloader to work

[christianstepmoms]

Corporate Ladder

[christianstepmoms]

Coffee Break

[valtsv]

knifehack

[valtsv]

just stab the problem

[valtsv]

this might create more problems than it solves but there’s nothing that can’t be stabbed with enough effort and the right mindset

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

[sunfortune]

“maybe if bernie showed a little skin” look what yall did. got him slut shamed on the senate floor 

[astraldemise]

[puthy]

New woman dropped

[catchymemes]

[femalemanlet-deactivated2021092]

just remembered that i won't be having gay sex on valentine's day

[prettylil-italy-deactivated2021]

@joebuggy

[joebuggy]

so sad for you

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I love catgirls as a concept I hate weebs for making it a horny thing. We as a society could have so much more material if we focused on the comedy aspect instead of making it a fetish

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You know that tension between you and your cat when they're about to knock something off the table? Imagine that but it's an anime girl. She's your roommate or whatever. I don't know

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[justkeeptrekkin]

Light Yagami

[manaphycutie]

Help A Trans Gay Guy Move Out!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-silas-move-to-arizona ——————————————————————————————————- ” Hi! my name is Silas, I’m a mentally ill neurodivergent mixed trans gnc gay guy who’s trying to move out of my parents home and get far away from PA as possible, to start fresh and leave my abusers and bad life here behind. I’m trying to move to Tucson, Arizona, to have my own place & be with my boyfriend. I’m trying to move within this year of early fall, or by the time I’m 19 next year, but I want the move to be as soon as possible. I will be using the money to buy home essentials, to rent a rental truck to move, and pay for the apartment.” ——————————————————————————————————- this explains my situation and the reason I want to move, my parents have been lashing out on me to make things worse for my mental health!!! If you can’t donate please reblog and spread it around!

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

Hey maybe donate or at the VERY least reblog if you have no money to spare. it’s getting more urgent that she move out soon and she’s only at 10$ out of the 8000 goal

[manaphycutie]

Psyche The God Eater. 

[erlkoenige]

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[the-greentext-guy]

[funny-tik-toks]

[audrey-hepbae]

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[manaphycutie]

Help A Trans Gay Guy Move Out!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-silas-move-to-arizona ——————————————————————————————————- ” Hi! my name is Silas, I’m a mentally ill neurodivergent mixed trans gnc gay guy who’s trying to move out of my parents home and get far away from PA as possible, to start fresh and leave my abusers and bad life here behind. I’m trying to move to Tucson, Arizona, to have my own place & be with my boyfriend. I’m trying to move within this year of early fall, or by the time I’m 19 next year, but I want the move to be as soon as possible. I will be using the money to buy home essentials, to rent a rental truck to move, and pay for the apartment.” ——————————————————————————————————- this explains my situation and the reason I want to move, my parents have been lashing out on me to make things worse for my mental health!!! If you can’t donate please reblog and spread it around!

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

[mediumsizedboy]

are you serious?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]