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sharperandmoreprecious >>> joehermit

#I picked my last URL when I really thought I was about to make my life better and it hasn’t gone that way #I am done disappointing jenny slate i’m just a disheveled twink now #when you think of me I hope I am standing in final girl pose holding a meat hook. and then instead of doing anything helpful #I just get stabbed by an alien

queerliblib

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

meeliesaysno

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

ksfoxwald

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

ithasteeth

I LOVE LIBRARY

queerliblib

WE LOVE LIBRARY USERS

queerliblib

if you’re in this situation you can still get a Queer Liberation Library card!!

queer books, for free, for anyone anywhere in the usa. we’ve tried to make it as easy as possible to sign up

#also for that person most libraries need your ID but are happy to take your preferred name for your record.#i was training all my coworkers (even the old ones) to always ask for preferred name no matter the patron.#libraries cool as hell go in there and tell them your name!!!#get you some books!!!

heraelis

no matter how loud it is, the volume is never loud enough to truly appreciate iris by the goo goo dolls

sweeetestcurse

Amber Midthunder as Naru in Prey (2022)

#nothing but respect for MY president #prey

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

#dont u dare make me want to wear a wedding dress

bygone-hollywood

Bette Davis

tendersea

thinking about her (josh o’connor’s mysterious playlist titled “sam reid”)

#someone needs to ask him about this instead of ratatouille

this is the compliment high i am always chasing

#don’t say anything nice about me unless it’s this #alien 1979

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

delinquentbookworm

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

#this is the life i want