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Joe's Dumb Roleplay Dump turned 5 today!
Hey, I dunno if anyone will end up reading this, or if anyone is following this blog, but if you ever liked any of the shitty things I wrote/RP’d when I was 14-15, thanks for your support. This blog isn’t getting updated ever again, so feel free to take it off your follows if you need room. I’m keeping it here because...eh, why not?
(I was Dave)
This is an experiment to prove my acting teacher wrong. Reblog this if you think Roleplaying is a form of acting.
Hey so I haven't updated in a while but here I am!
My Dave probably isn't that good since it's been so long but might as well do a bit of a warm-up, eh?
nobody can tell off mituna roleplayers for getting his quirk wrong because really with that shit who the fuck knows
Hint hint, roleplayers: KARKAT CAN ACTUALLY NOT BE IN A SHIT MOOD, AND NO, JUST BECAUSE HE'S DOING SOMETHING HE LIKES DOESN'T MEAN HE'S WALKING ON FUCKING SUNSHINE.
KARKAT ROLEPLAYERS USING “._.” AND “:/” FACES.
:33 < nepeta roleplayers who put her evfurry single command as a roleplay!
Could you write me something about the Prince of Doom in the Land of Chemicals and Melody?
You are announced the Prince of Doom by Sbarg's grade-A title giver. And by grade-A, you mean grade-F. What the fuck does that even mean, "Prince of Doom"? Whatever. You have managed to find your land of The Land of Chemicals and Melody flawlessly. This place is kinda neat, actually. Regardless of the what you assume to be acid rivers, this place has some nice test-tube beaker houses that have a lone orchestra to play for you whenever you enter.
And by lone orchestra, it really is LONE. There's nothing playing the instruments. Just pure magic taps on the piano, strums on the guitar, and sings choir with the microphone. You have no idea how, because you thought magic was shit, up until this point. And every single house in this land is like this, too! A different looking test-tube, covered with a different song in each one! You've gotta get over some things, like bubbling acid waterfalls and toxic, but the place is still kinda nice, and the sky is tinted with a dark-tan color.
As you proceed to ponder what the hell "Prince of Doom" means some more, you stumble upon a bunch of consorts. These guys look scared, shaken, and guaranteed to die. That's because you just noticed they're about to be pushed into an acid river by a basilisk. You quickly carry some of the guys in your hands and kick the basilisk into the acid river to die. Ah, shit, you missed some build grist! But hey, you just leveled up on your Echeladder! Neat! And the consorts seemed to be pretty happy, too. You think you slightly understand what "Prince of Doom" might refer to, in The Land of Chemicals and Melody, one of the many lands of Sbarg.
Ebony and Prisms?
Your planet, The Land of Ebony and Prisms, is one hell of a ride. This place is filled with trees and triangles. Seriously, it never stops. The sky is complimented with two things; a giant triangle, which contains a rainbow within that follows you wherever you go, and a tree that can also be seen wherever you go. Why? Fuck if you know! This place is probably the weirdest place of all time, and certainly NOT what you expected when you played Sbarg.
In terms of how the ebony trees are placed, they basically give shade to a multitude of random prisms scattered around your planet. No rhyme or reason, it just sorta happens. The prisms, however, are either small buildings containing random shit (grist, consorts, imps), or are just what it says; prisms. Nothing in them, just a giant ass shape chilling out. You really wish these fucking things would find a home so you wouldn't be wasting your time.
You stumble upon yet another ebony tree. Oh god dammi-huh? Oh, hey, your consorts are under here. Looks like they're hiding behind cover from the prism-another one?! FOR FUCK'S S-hold on. You hear the pitter patter of the feets of at least 50 little assholes, and one giant THUMP, THUMP behind it. It's...it is. Fifty imps are ready to wreck your shit, and they brought a good friend of theirs; an ogre. Oh, nuh uh. NO. NO. THESE ASSHOLES ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN YOUR CONFUSING TIME HERE. You pull out your strife specubi and rush toward them, preparing to slaughter them all. Fortunately for you, you're a badass, and you can handle this shit; by the time of this inner thought, you've killed at least 20 of the bastards already. You prepare to slaughter 30 (and 1 ogre) more, in The Land of Ebony and Prisms, one of the many lands of Sbarg.
Met the Gravitystuck owner!
The nice gal who runs Gravitystuck "stuck" around for some RPing! It was fun! Just wanna give another shout-out to Gravitystuck if you haven't read it already:
http://gravity-stuck.tumblr.com/
She's got exams tomorrow, so please, wish her luck!
Gravity Falls/Homestuck characters ONLY, please. I'll also allow you to play any fantroll that was selected for the Gravitystuck Fantroll contest. You can find the info on them here.
It's so nice you're doing this :D the land of books and twilight please?
You are present at your planet, The Land of Books and Twilight. This place would probably make some people think of a certain crappy book series that involves vampires and vapid women, but fortunately the Sbarg creators had NO IDEA of it. Regardless, you sure do love curling up under a tree, reading a book whilst you wait for the sun to come up. It never does, considering this place always has twilight. Of course, you've never made it through a full book; just a bit before you go killing ogres.
Of course, you always get the pleasure of throwing books at your enemies when they interupt your reading. How does that one book end? Who gives a shit, go squish that imp for me. When you're not reading or killing, you are usually sitting near a lake, looking at that beautiful sky. That twilight sure is impressive. Wait, you just thought of a better combination; reading a book, while killing enemies, while looking at the twlight! YES! Good plan, best idea! You are SO doing that.
But how? Oh, you know how. You decide to lure a few angry bastards towards your nice lake location. Reading a book aloud whilst waiting for them to attack you, as you hold another to squish, as you look towards the twilight after reading enough of your book. Imps don't like reading; too complicated for their little heads. They rush towards you. as you throw your book in the air, seemingly-absentminded. Fortunately, the book's so damn big it squishes them all. You really don't want to find your consorts any time soon. You just wanna kill and read and gaze in The Land of Books and Twilight, one of the many lands in Sbarg.
Whoever this Vriska was, you were gr8. Please, I want to continue our sass battle if you're out there!
oh dear god i'm so tired i forgot terezi's quirk
for the terezi on trollplay who was thinking the dave who just said "what the fuck is an 3W" is a dumbass i'm SO SORRY
