Kevin said uugghhugghhh

Call me Joe, Piggy, or Pinkie nothing else pleaseee i'm an evil freak (also, large piggy) I use they/them and nothing else prettiest of pleases

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

A streamer was playing Mario Party 5 a few years ago

[joesecondowawason]

are kitkats even candy? that's just a cookie

[joesecondowawason]

i don't trust people who consistently eat at subway

[elvenferretots]

Learning patience at the tire shop.

[joesecondowawason]

where did the "fish aren't meat" thing come from anyway. are catholics stupid

[were--ralph]

I am

[were--ralph]

I am c asting a spell on bisexuals

[were--ralph]

I am turning the bisexuals into bisectionals

[were--ralph]

u are now soft and comfortable but ccan not move

[were--ralph]

turning the homosexuals into a home of sectionals

[were--ralph]

irresponsible with my powers...pansexuals become pan sectionals now....

[joesecondowawason]

do placentas grow back

[mewnbuns]

”can i get a kiss?” and their murmured “you don’t even have to ask.” as they immediately lean in

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[eraserheadbabycat]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

My boss caught me watching this gif

[laurapa]

WHY ARE ALL OF MY RECOMMENDATIONS FURRY PORN NOW???????????????????????????

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Is this porn to you ?? ? ?

[laurapa]

I think we can all agree on and appreciate the inherent eroticism of being slammed through drywall

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Tooshay

[homerfan1738]

[cosmic----luka]

mutuals i should've been playing warrior cats with on the playground in elementary school

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[nicky999doors]

[were--ralph]

this is so fucking funny

[joesecondowawason]

characters i headcanon as trans in no particular order

ralsei deltarune

susie deltarune

orel puppington

tommy littler

stephanie putty

the sk8r boi from avril lavigne's sk8r boi

Huey Freeman

Kenpo-kun (long story)

twilight sparkle

rainbow dash

applejack

rarity

fluttershy

pinkie pie

frank from mr. ice cream man

[icecreammanandcastorclonefucker]

TRANS FRANK HOLY SHIT YES

Love that good Frankussy…🤤🤤❤️

[joesecondowawason]

this headcanon was chosen specifically for you

[were--ralph]

When you roll a nat 1

Someone post a gif

[bluefire-axolotl]

[were--ralph]

guards arrest them