Faygo & comics

Hi, this is an ask tumblr blog, basically something I'm doing for fuck all, please don't be too weird with any of the questions (also a yumeship)

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Ask a question!

Hey, I'm Solara and this is my friend Joe. We're making a blog series, so ask any questions if curious.

RULES

Please do not ask any NSFW questions.

Do not spam questions

This isn't official or canon to the comics, this is just a silly web series

Slap my titties and suck my willy

REMINDER

school is starting for me soon, so I might not be able all questions on time

(also this is a yumeship)

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joe totally gets all the girls or something (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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I hope someone gets the reference

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Rose art I made

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MSPFA in process

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Yeah I ain't finishing this.

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Happy gay month because you gay and stuff

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Kanaya and aradia or sum

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England

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Canada

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This is like most of the Eltingville fandom

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Homestuck sketches I made

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IF YOU GOT FAT MAN TITTIES DM ME NEOOWWWWW

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Shading and rendering test with butchie mofo

TS so tuff gng

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Remade this because fuck y/n

Yeah it's actually been a year since I've made the first one

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Joe and Solara's daughter

She's two weeks old

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Joe x solara (dumbass fanfic drabble)

During a night in Eltingville, Solara slept on her couch, nestled under her old crummy blanket.

Suddenly, the faint tapping on her window wakes her up, and she raises her head to see who is there…

It was Joe; he somehow found her apartment and was at her window. She quickly gets up and walks over to him. She opens the window and lets them in

Solara: What… what are you doing here?...

Joe: *as he settles on the wooden floor, he suddenly grabs her wrist and pushes her onto the couch*

Solara: What- Hey, Joe!-  

Joe: shhh… just, let me do something real quick… *he traces a finger over her thighs, as if to soothe her*

Solara: Joe… you can’t just appear at my window like a perv and just act all lovey-dovey on me…

Joe: I don’t care anymore. I’ve been waiting for you….for too long… *his eyes darken, locking on to her*

Solara: So…. that’s why you're here…? *She looks up and down on his body, landing on something*

Joe: You alright there? You look a little distracted. *Then, he pulls her into a kiss, carefully wrapping his arms around her waist*

Solara: hmmf…  *she quickly wraps her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss* 

 Dude…. *she drools into his mouth, shi is real sloppy fr fr.*

Joe: *Bites her, like really aggressively, umm on the neck. Type shit* 

The end.

you can tell I got really lazy, tf.

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I know nobody’s gonna reblog this cus I’m so small and underground 🥺🥺🥺 /j okay whatever

reblog and I’ll assign you a song from one of the OG psychopathic family members uh songs (ICP, Twiztid, abk, blaze, dark lotus, psychopathic Rydas etc etc u get it) based on what vibe u give me

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Do me NEEOOOWWWW

I think I'd be either a riddle box or a mighty death pop song...