IDK MAN BUT UR COOL

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

[frontpagewoman]

Throwing is handing out?

[solacekames]

This is so dehumanizing.

[antoniporowski]

Handing out supplies..I would expect the POTUS to be shaking hands with the people and hugging people. Not throwing items into a crowd like he’s an NBA halftime show throwing T-Shirts at fans.

[ruinedchildhood]

[joesphkonyscousin]

officer: license and registration

me: *hands officer a card*

officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly

me: yes

officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night

[solidsnake]

[pleatedjeans]

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[joesphkonyscousin]

YouTube Makeup Tutorials: Now, this look is very easy. All you will need is twenty-four kinds of real horsehair brushes, all of which you can buy at Chanel for about five-hundred dollars, which is such a bargain for something so useful. Anyways, let's take out our palette of pure 24 karat gold flake eyeshadow and get started!

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[fatimamononoke]

[cognaccoochie-deactivated201704]

[joesphkonyscousin]

whenever I eat a candy cane I make the end into a sharp point then the rest of the candy cane is pointless

[joesphkonyscousin]

Do you ever finish a book and then you don’t really know what to do anymore bc you would spend all your time reading it and you felt so involved in the story but then you get back to reality and its not the same at all?

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[thestanconfessions]

[jigglypuffsvevo]