The Cook at Denny's

Some guy that just got here and is confused and wants to curl up and wants pancakes and-

[preciousweb]

[wayneradiotv]

the perfect device

[possessedpasm]

"Computer Conversations: How to Talk to Your New Co-Worker" .1969

[Comm for Runnerrabbit on Bsky!]

[possessedpasm]

She may seem familiar to some of you, that's because I did this commission for her back in 2023!

[catasters]

[nadianotapplicable]

odd... the posts where i just talk about killing myself tend to get less notes then the posts where i make jokes

[catasters]

[theonion]

Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker, who added that he naturally assumed making the rice dish involved driving several hours to the OpenAI CEO’s residence, especially after the AI chatbot had given him a “pretty decent” sesame chicken recipe the week before.

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[dogpuppy]

[swordseer]

[psalidodont]

i hope one day i get shipped to wherever inside an animal crate like on madagascar and get lost at sea until i arrive to some kind of island.

[sm64-wario]

Someone tried to'a curse me so that the'a next 106.9 spoons I'a touch turn into lightsabers, but I'a don't want the'a curse, so I'm'a giving it to @sm64mario instead. Have fun.

[sm64mario]

okay! i'a take this for you, paisano!

[sm64mario]

mario gonna flip these for money!

[sm64-wario]

Wait

Wait no

Can I'a have that curse back

[bruzum]

[spockmitzvah]

[spockmitzvah]

when i find myself in times of trouble, bong hit jean luc comes to me

[teathattast]

[naamahdarling]

Fuck you I was expecting comedy and now I'm crying?!

This is beautiful.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[iheartvelma]

This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.

[polosweats]

Hubris has no idea he went viral on Tumblr 😭

[captain-price-returns]

Happy 3rd Anniversary to the Wagner Rebellion and their March to Moscow.

[beardedmrbean]

[dajo42]

all chiropractors either

1. know they are scamming you with dangerous pseudoscience so you shouldnt let them near your neck or give them money

or

2. genuinely believe their dangerous pseudoscience so you shouldnt let them near your neck or give them money

and thats simply the facts of the matter unfortunately. maybe you disagree and thats your right and id never try to take that away from you but you are unfortunately completely wrong and i would encourage looking up more about this

[perkypeskypangolin]

At best, chiropractor adjustments are as effective as a massage and at worst they can kill you. Just get a massage, those won't kill you and they are usually cheaper.