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âI did actually w-well not really lost. Just with this older lady and I canât find them.â
âWhatâs she look like?â
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@johannparker
elikane:
âI did actually w-well not really lost. Just with this older lady and I canât find them.â
âWhatâs she look like?â
chloexmoon:
âIâm sorry âwhat was that? Did you say you want me closer? But of course! As close as you want.â
âYouâre a piece of work. Sure youâre not wasted yet? I think youâre faking. Walk in a straight line.âÂ
maisiestclair:
âShut up, drama queen.â She put her hands on her hips and laughed. âWhy you âkeep me aroundâ? Iâll try not to be offended by that.â
âJust keep those ninja chopping hands to yourself, I donât want to end up sporting a sling.â He chuckled. âYou should feel special. Alright, run along now. Canât be seen in public with you for long.âÂ
finnxparker:
âStop lying to me.â He took the joint out from between Johannâs fingers. âWhat are you doing, Jojo?â he asked, his voice full of concern and anxiety. âWhatâs going on?â
âWhat the fuck Finn, give it back!â He demanded, but made no effort to swipe the joint back. âEh, you know what, keep it.â Shrugging, he sat back and stretched his legs contentedly. âNothingâs going on man. Iâm just living life and all that good stuff.â
The Fighter {Johann & Darby}
darbycollingwoods:
Darby furrowed her brows. He was drunk, clearly. She could smell the alcohol wafting from his being. Something seemed really wrong and even though she could sense the strong vibes he gave off that said: Go Away, Darby turned and sat on the ground with her back against the benchâs seat instead. She pulled the water bottle she had in her apron pocket and set it on the ground beside her. That cough must have made Johann thirsty. Maybe heâd want some.
She sighed quietly and with a tone much weaker than she intended, she stuttered, âY-you, um, arenât going to get me to leave that easilyâŚâ Johann had done more for her than anyone she knew - except maybe his brother, who she understands was with him through a lot of it. Darby cared deeply about them both, especially Johann, and no one gets wasted and sleeps on a bench in a park for no reason.
Patiently, Darby sat and watched the sun rise slowly higher. She technically wasnât supposed to work for another hour and a half anyway.
Johann could literally still feel her presence. For a while he was content with angrily glaring at the shadow that Darby cast on the back of the bench. One Mississippi- two Mississippi, three-- oh what the hell! Huffing, he gave up counting how long she intended to stay put. Turning around to face the front of the bench again, Johann carefully sat up. It felt as if his entire body was dismantled by his activities the night before. Although he couldnât remember what he did exactly, that didnât stop his head, limbs and the like from protesting the uncomfortable position that Johann had forced himself to endure. He couldnât go home. It was clouded with memories that he wanted to avoid for the rest of his life.
âWhat?â The bitter edge that accompanied his address to Darby wasnât directed at her. Squinting at the sunlight, his gaze fell to the bottle that stood at her feet. Of course she had to have water, Johann observed. He was more annoyed at the fact that he was dying for his thirst to be quenched rather than having to ask her for the bottle. âSorry.â He mumbled in an attempt to amend his tone, although the gravelly sound to his voice didnât help much. âCan,â he paused mid-sentence, assessing his word choice. Or should it be May? I should have paid attention in English. Oh well. Johann internally shrugged off his thoughts. âCan I have some?â He asked, his chin slowly gesturing to the bottle.
nataliasart:
âJo⌠I couldnât imagine my life without you or you being any different. You make me sassy and confident. I know things are so hard right now, but itâs going to get better.â
âSure you could. Donât lie. You were getting along fine before I came into the picture. Yeah...sure it will.â
ellewellyn:
âHow have you not heard that? Itâs like tripping balls⌠without the shrooms.â After letting out a sigh and shrugging her shoulders, Eleanor sat down. âOkay, what else am I missing on this intellectual journey? Iâm going to need a little more before reevaluating my current sobriety.â
"I live under a rock. Iâm fucking Patrick Star.â He chortled. Sitting up, Johann set his beer down, his arms folding atop the table. âFirst of all, who on earth reevaluates their sobriety? Just jump in. Donât you trust me. Iâm very trustworthy. Iâm the good twin-- Finn.â Snickering, he shook his head. âThat rhymed.âÂ
âI was doinâ alright, thought I could make it, Then I see your face and itâs hard to fake it.â
nataliasart:
âIâll see if I can convince her to come. Why do you wish you were different, Johann? Whatâs wrong?â
âEverythingâs wrong?â He shrugged. âWell, because,-- I donât know alright. Things would be better for everyone.âÂ
Unlikely meeting. Johann and Addison
itsinmyheadlove:
Addy smiled. âAh, so you are getting married. Fantastic.â She said as she was beginning to move through the store. âThe bride isnât around here is she?â She asked as she began to pull out a few things. âDo you guys have a date set?â She asked as she set the small sample in front of him. âIâm sorrry I didnât catch your name.â She said smiling at him.
âWhat? No!â He chuckled, shaking his head int he negative. âNot a chance in hell!â Snorting lightly, Johann shoved his hands into the pockets of his jacket. âMy brotherâs the one Iâm getting all this junk for.â Johann explained, his gaze surveying what she placed on the counter. âThe weddingâs tonight, and, Iâm Johann.â
Unlikely meeting. Johann and Addison
The shop had been busy. So much so that she had forgotten to eat. She was in the back cleaning up getting ready to close up the shop for a few minutes to grab some food. But she heard the bell up front and needed to handle whoever it was. She straightened up her shirt and her hair.
âHello welcome to Priceless Florals. My name is Addison. Is there anything in particular I can help you with?â She said, smiling at the new customer in the store.
johannparker
âHey...â Addison? Johannâs eyes narrowed at the blonde before him. Now why did that name seem to ring a bell in the back of his mind. Shrugging it off, he randomly gestured to floral arrangements nearest to where they stood. âIâd like to get a small bridal bouquet if possible,â he added the latter knowing how short notice this was. âAnd Iâll also need to get lapel uh...hold on.â He frowned, trying to recall the correct name of the item that Finn requested. Retrieving his phone from his pocket, he searched for the text in question. âHere we go, boutonnières and lapel corsages.â
chloexmoon:
âShocking, isnât it? Itâs nighttime and Iâm actually sober.â johannparker
âYour street cred just went out the window. Donât come any closer, I canât be seen associating with such lameness.â
Text â Johann
Chris: Saturday the 15th is Carter's birthday and I'm throwing a little surprise party at the Orchard.
Chris: let me know if you want to come so i know how much food to have.
Jo: i'm down to partay!
Jo: will there be cucumber sandwiches and tea? bc i'm fancy like that
cacciatorehuntress
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Text[unsent]: I literally just had a sex dream of you and your brother. Twinss.Â
Text[unsent]: It was awesome.Â
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[text] some girl gave me your numberrr
[text] she said you were hot