[john-hobson-sr]

Intro post

Trick or treat 2025

PLOT MASTERLIST

John Sr meets El

Anxiety

storm prep

Jon Jr and El help John Sr get through the storm

T meets Enid and Gary (Parent ghosts)

Enid and Gary adopt El

Alice <33333

Alice and John gross out Junior

Pumpkin frustration

Beach invite

Joker bugs Alice

Small Hiatus

BEACH DAY

Small little lore drops

Favorite beverage/Snack

Hobbies

Favorite style of clothes

Favorite Movie and book

Favorite Room

Little comfort sayings

Clocks are ticking

Emotions are normal

crying is okay :)

Crying is natural

You're not a burden

Take care of yourself

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[twig-the-little-fella]

No idea!

*Twig thinks for a moment*

Father likes DnD, I should ask him about it

*Twig focuses their attention on John again*

You said you had a kid? What is he like

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior? He's the best son anyone could ask for. Alice and I did our best to teach him how to ask for help, but also how to work things out on his own. He's 18 now, got a life of his own. But he and his ghost friend visit still.

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s nice

Who’s Alice?

[john-hobson-sr]

My wife. We met in college a long time ago, and she's amazing. She's not home right now because of a big work trip. But I love her.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Oh cool cool

And you’re sure she’s not cheating on you??????

[john-hobson-sr]

Yes. I trust her. Why would you say that???

[twig-the-little-fella]

Hey, don’t get mad at me! I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of those stories of people’s partners going on “work trips” when in reality they’re cheating! I’m just tryna make sure this isn’t one of those situations is all!

[john-hobson-sr]

I-I have, but I don't like the insinuation that I can't trust my wife! I-I'm sorry but I think you should go. I trust and love Alice with my life, and I-I... I know she's not cheating.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig sighs*

You don’t really sound to sure of yourself, are you sure that you-

*there is a knock at the door*

[john-hobson-sr]

YOU PLANTED THE IDEA IN MY HEAD I-

John takes a deep breath and heads to the door, opening it.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*at the door, you see Lucas, looking quite apologetic*

Hiiiiiii….

*Lucas clears their throat*

Um sorry if I’m interrupting anything, uh I’m pretty sure my uh child is-

Hi Lucas!!

[john-hobson-sr]

Hi, I'm glad you managed to find the kiddo. I... I need to call my wife now.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah of course….uh…. Twig what did you do..?

Made him think is wife might be cheating on him

Twig………….. What the fuck?! That is such a shit thing to do! A-apologise to him, now!

*Twig groans*

Fiiine……

*Twig looks up at John*

Sorry….

I am so sorry, I promise you they are not this much of a dick usually honest

*Lucas sighs*

Come on, let’s go

Okay..

My god…

*they leave*

[john-hobson-sr]

What a strange... strange interaction... i-im gonna go call Alice.

[awkwardturtleforgood]

This is an Announcement for all my Rp blogs! If you can't tell I'm taking a tiny hiatus. I'm so sorry 😞.

I've been trying to keep them active, but I am exhausted all the time from work, and I think I gotta figure out what blogs are going into archive mode.

I still love all of them, and I wanna keep them all active, but it's clear that I need to take a second lol.

Maybe even focus on my billions of half finished fanfic Wips and such.

Sorry :/

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[twig-the-little-fella]

No idea!

*Twig thinks for a moment*

Father likes DnD, I should ask him about it

*Twig focuses their attention on John again*

You said you had a kid? What is he like

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior? He's the best son anyone could ask for. Alice and I did our best to teach him how to ask for help, but also how to work things out on his own. He's 18 now, got a life of his own. But he and his ghost friend visit still.

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s nice

Who’s Alice?

[john-hobson-sr]

My wife. We met in college a long time ago, and she's amazing. She's not home right now because of a big work trip. But I love her.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Oh cool cool

And you’re sure she’s not cheating on you??????

[john-hobson-sr]

Yes. I trust her. Why would you say that???

[twig-the-little-fella]

Hey, don’t get mad at me! I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of those stories of people’s partners going on “work trips” when in reality they’re cheating! I’m just tryna make sure this isn’t one of those situations is all!

[john-hobson-sr]

I-I have, but I don't like the insinuation that I can't trust my wife! I-I'm sorry but I think you should go. I trust and love Alice with my life, and I-I... I know she's not cheating.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig sighs*

You don’t really sound to sure of yourself, are you sure that you-

*there is a knock at the door*

[john-hobson-sr]

YOU PLANTED THE IDEA IN MY HEAD I-

John takes a deep breath and heads to the door, opening it.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*at the door, you see Lucas, looking quite apologetic*

Hiiiiiii….

*Lucas clears their throat*

Um sorry if I’m interrupting anything, uh I’m pretty sure my uh child is-

Hi Lucas!!

[john-hobson-sr]

Hi, I'm glad you managed to find the kiddo. I... I need to call my wife now.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[twig-the-little-fella]

No idea!

*Twig thinks for a moment*

Father likes DnD, I should ask him about it

*Twig focuses their attention on John again*

You said you had a kid? What is he like

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior? He's the best son anyone could ask for. Alice and I did our best to teach him how to ask for help, but also how to work things out on his own. He's 18 now, got a life of his own. But he and his ghost friend visit still.

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s nice

Who’s Alice?

[john-hobson-sr]

My wife. We met in college a long time ago, and she's amazing. She's not home right now because of a big work trip. But I love her.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Oh cool cool

And you’re sure she’s not cheating on you??????

[john-hobson-sr]

Yes. I trust her. Why would you say that???

[twig-the-little-fella]

Hey, don’t get mad at me! I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of those stories of people’s partners going on “work trips” when in reality they’re cheating! I’m just tryna make sure this isn’t one of those situations is all!

[john-hobson-sr]

I-I have, but I don't like the insinuation that I can't trust my wife! I-I'm sorry but I think you should go. I trust and love Alice with my life, and I-I... I know she's not cheating.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig sighs*

You don’t really sound to sure of yourself, are you sure that you-

*there is a knock at the door*

[john-hobson-sr]

YOU PLANTED THE IDEA IN MY HEAD I-

John takes a deep breath and heads to the door, opening it.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[twig-the-little-fella]

No idea!

*Twig thinks for a moment*

Father likes DnD, I should ask him about it

*Twig focuses their attention on John again*

You said you had a kid? What is he like

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior? He's the best son anyone could ask for. Alice and I did our best to teach him how to ask for help, but also how to work things out on his own. He's 18 now, got a life of his own. But he and his ghost friend visit still.

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s nice

Who’s Alice?

[john-hobson-sr]

My wife. We met in college a long time ago, and she's amazing. She's not home right now because of a big work trip. But I love her.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Oh cool cool

And you’re sure she’s not cheating on you??????

[john-hobson-sr]

Yes. I trust her. Why would you say that???

[twig-the-little-fella]

Hey, don’t get mad at me! I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of those stories of people’s partners going on “work trips” when in reality they’re cheating! I’m just tryna make sure this isn’t one of those situations is all!

[john-hobson-sr]

I-I have, but I don't like the insinuation that I can't trust my wife! I-I'm sorry but I think you should go. I trust and love Alice with my life, and I-I... I know she's not cheating.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[twig-the-little-fella]

No idea!

*Twig thinks for a moment*

Father likes DnD, I should ask him about it

*Twig focuses their attention on John again*

You said you had a kid? What is he like

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior? He's the best son anyone could ask for. Alice and I did our best to teach him how to ask for help, but also how to work things out on his own. He's 18 now, got a life of his own. But he and his ghost friend visit still.

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s nice

Who’s Alice?

[john-hobson-sr]

My wife. We met in college a long time ago, and she's amazing. She's not home right now because of a big work trip. But I love her.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Oh cool cool

And you’re sure she’s not cheating on you??????

[john-hobson-sr]

Yes. I trust her. Why would you say that???

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[twig-the-little-fella]

No idea!

*Twig thinks for a moment*

Father likes DnD, I should ask him about it

*Twig focuses their attention on John again*

You said you had a kid? What is he like

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior? He's the best son anyone could ask for. Alice and I did our best to teach him how to ask for help, but also how to work things out on his own. He's 18 now, got a life of his own. But he and his ghost friend visit still.

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s nice

Who’s Alice?

[john-hobson-sr]

My wife. We met in college a long time ago, and she's amazing. She's not home right now because of a big work trip. But I love her.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[twig-the-little-fella]

No idea!

*Twig thinks for a moment*

Father likes DnD, I should ask him about it

*Twig focuses their attention on John again*

You said you had a kid? What is he like

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior? He's the best son anyone could ask for. Alice and I did our best to teach him how to ask for help, but also how to work things out on his own. He's 18 now, got a life of his own. But he and his ghost friend visit still.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Damn bro that sounds real complicated

[john-hobson-sr]

It is a bit, but I'm figuring it out. Do you know what sort of dnd character you would play if you go the chance?

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Cool cool clocks are cool bikes are also cool, DnD is bloody great man I need to actually learn how to play it

[john-hobson-sr]

I've been learning with my son, and I think I'm doing pretty well? My son made me a Half-orc chronomancer wizard to start out. Which has definitely been a bit difficult, to say the least.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*Twig laughs a little*

Yeah, it’s a cool party trick, my friends think it’s cool, random question, do you have any hobbies?

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks for a second, just trying to process the question thrown at him at the speed of light, but he nods.

Well, nowadays I've been fixing up a lot more clocks, with all the requests I've been getting. But I like to ride my bike, and I... it's a little silly, but my son has introduced DnD to me.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Aw sweet thanks!

*Twig inhales all the fudge*

Nice! Oh sorry about that

[john-hobson-sr]

John stifles a laugh.

You're okay. You're okay. I just wasn't expecting all my fudge to disappear like that. You basically vacuumed it up.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah, I mean I can eat just about anything I think I need to test that out with Figment and Nigel I’ll have fudge!

[john-hobson-sr]

John looks around and finds his fudge, opening it up and holding it out for Twig.

It's not super healthy, but it is delicious.

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah same………got any food?

[john-hobson-sr]

Yeah, yeah... I got fudge? You able to have fudge?

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.

[twig-the-little-fella]

If you look past all the murder then yeah sure I guess

Yeah, I’m sure they are

[john-hobson-sr]

Im... I'm gonna elect to ignore that....

[john-hobson-sr]

HELLO!!!!!

- @twig-the-little-fella

Oh! Hello there. How are you?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I’m good! How are you John Hobson Sr?

[john-hobson-sr]

I'm alright! I've been very busy. How are you?

Awwww, look at the little fella, Gary. They're so cute!

Yep.

[twig-the-little-fella]

You already asked me that, also did you know your parents are haunting you?

[john-hobson-sr]

Oh. I did. Didn't I? Heh. Sorry, it's been very chaotic over here... what did you say about my parents?

[twig-the-little-fella]

It’s alright, they’re haunting you, did you not know?

[john-hobson-sr]

You're teasing me. Did Junior put you up to this?

We'd rather he not know.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Who the fuck is Junior?? Damn it, never mind about the parents thing I’m losing my fucking mind I swear to god

[john-hobson-sr]

Junior's My son. I mean. It would make sense for my parents to potentially be around. Like his friend L. But... I'd rather think they're spending time together in whatever afterlife and not spending that much time watching over me.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t remember you being this *they wave their hands around* I don’t know sad I guess, in canon bro, like I know I haven’t watched The Creak In The Attic in a while but st- *they freeze mid sentence, eyes going wide* shit not again

[john-hobson-sr]

John blinks, confused.

"Canon? I'm sorry?"

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they seem a little panicked*

It’s fine! It’s fine! Seriously don’t worry about it! Please don’t worry about it! Lucas will not be happy with me if you do cause this is the second goddamn time I’ve done this

[john-hobson-sr]

Kiddo, kiddo. Calm down. I'm more worried about it cause you're worried about it. Can you explain it to me?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Well if I explain it you theeeeeee- *they start to make/emit a high pitched noise* No

*everything said here is high pitched*

[john-hobson-sr]

John winces, covering his ears, waiting for the noises to stop.

[twig-the-little-fella]

*they stop making the noise and double over breathing heavily for a few moments before stranding up straight again*

Okay! What were we talking about?

[john-hobson-sr]

Honestly? At this point, I'm not sure.

[twig-the-little-fella]

Good, good

[john-hobson-sr]

Do you need somewhere to stay for now?

[twig-the-little-fella]

Yeah sure, the human looking after me isn’t expecting me home soon so I might as well I guess. Why do you ask?

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I figured you seemed a bit lost. So if you needed help, I'd offer. Y'know?

[twig-the-little-fella]

That’s fair, thanks for the offer. You’re very nice, I’m sure your parents are proud of you

[john-hobson-sr]

Thank you. I hope your parents are proud of you too, and if they're not, I guess, I'm proud of you.

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t even know if I have parents

[john-hobson-sr]

That's. That's sad... I'm so sorry. Not even knowing if you have parents... you have to have parents, right? Or at least a parent?

[twig-the-little-fella]

I don’t know, but I do know that I have or had a brother! His name was Pebble he’s a bat, but I haven’t seen him in a while so he might be…..um… anyways and I have my human guardian whose name is Lucas! And they have a sister Lucy but she doesn’t come to visit much so I have them!

[john-hobson-sr]

Well, I hope Lucas is proud of you then. You definitely... you're a good kid.