the world's too big

John Rolfe, 30, International Relations and Dipomacy teacher at Walt Disney College.

[henrycavilledits]

[loganlovesbeyonce]

Oh yeah, I always successfully hid my detective mother’s keys.

[john-rolfe]

I meant in general, I bet you were a nightmare child.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

I really need to stop hiding them.

[john-rolfe]

You're a mean person. I feel sorry for your parents.

[john-rolfe]

[emerges triumphantly from behind her desk with a set of keys] There they are.

I really need to stop losing these.

[pav-comanchee-deactivated201408]

Reduce, reuse, recycle….idiots.

[john-rolfe]

Some people will never learn that, no matter how many times you say it.

[itsallysonb-deactivated20140822]

Does this place make a habit of being so quiet?

[john-rolfe]

What's the matter, is it too boring for you?

[ccavill]

[henrycavilledits]

[alphalewolf]

[philschmil]

Hmm..maybe.

I know the feelin’. How many brothers ‘ve ya got? Well, ya got a chin that looks like a butt and a body that looks like a model’s. Women generally trip over themselves for shit like that. Shit, even I wanna swoon.

[john-rolfe]

That means yes.

Three. And a sister, too. I... thank you?

[philschmil]

Really? I knew there was a reason I liked ya.

Wait, she don’t like you? Wasn’t expectin’ that one. I can’t imagine a woman not likin’ ya, though.

[john-rolfe]

You like me for many different reasons.

She doesn't, no. It's a shame, too, because my youngest brother's the one I get on best with. Why can't you?

[philschmil]

Eh. Nothin’ I ain’t dealt with before. They’re sure as hell takin’ their sweet time about it, though.

Not a fan-a the brother an’ his lady, then?

[john-rolfe]

Let me know when they're done, and I'll swing by with some beer. That might improve your mood.

More like the lady isn't a fan of me. And before you ask why, I have no idea.

[philschmil]

I can’t leave the lab. Some dumbfuck spilled a bunch-a chemicals an’ I can’t go ‘til poison control an’ the fire department gimme the okay.

When’re ya goin’ back ta England?

[john-rolfe]

Poison control? That sounds serious.

No idea. Soon, probably. I'm waiting for my brother and his wife to leave before I can visit my parents.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

Well…yeah. But it’s that weird sunny-while-it’s-raining thing.

You gave it to me.

[john-rolfe]

Still rain, though.

Did I really? Huh.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

What are you talking about? England is sooooo sunny.

[john-rolfe]

It's raining, I can see, you're sitting in front of the window.

Also, how do you have my Skype?

[whatpowerdoyouhave]

It was raining the entire time I was back home in Norway, it was positively wonderful.

[john-rolfe]

I like the rain, but there's only so much of it I can take. My family wants me to come home, but I'd much rather stay here where it's sunny.

[philschmil]

Toldja, ya coulda stayed with me. It’s nice an’ sunny in Florida. *Le lightning crash* Well…kinda anyhow.

[john-rolfe]

[frowns into the camera] Phil, I'm still in Florida, why are you skyping me? I'm probably less than a mile away from wherever you are.