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♔ logan specter; twenty year old engineering major, pranking enthusiast and beyoncé fanboy from pumpkintown, england. yeah, that's right. we're infamous, right? better watch your back, florida.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

@loganslays: hi-o, ohio.

[thedailytwerk]

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[paulwesleysdaily]

[jane-curious-porter-deactivated]

Lovely. Train them to just sit on your shoulders, you’ll look awesome having one on each. And then you can just use them as a weapon if need be! *chuckles* It’s a pleasure, Logan. May I ask where you are? Probably escaping the dreadful heat!

[loganlovesbeyonce]

That would be so cool, I'd be known around campus as Logan the hedgehog guy. Uhhh...[shouts over his shoulder] Hey guys! Where are we?! [Turns back to the screen] Okay, we're somewhere in Ohio. Ha, I don't think there's any way of escaping the heat without going to Antarctica or buying an industrial freezer.

[jane-curious-porter-deactivated]

Awesome, you must let me see him/her once you’ve gotten them! I’d love an exotic animal like a sloth or a monkey but I don’t think that’s legal. ‘m Jane by the way, I don’t think we’ve met.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

You can come visit them, of course! I'll probably carry 'em around with me all the time too. Yeah, not sure they'd be allowed in the dorms either. Nice to meet you, Jane. Logan.

[thelittlehobbit]

[stefan-thereindeer]

As long as you don’t name him sonic then attempt to dye his fur blue, I approve. 

[loganlovesbeyonce]

I was gonna ironically name 'em cuddles, but definitely no blue dye.

[jane-curious-porter-deactivated]

Yes, do it!

[loganlovesbeyonce]

I shall! I'll try and find a breeder so that I can pick one out when I'm back in Florida.

[seatimesonata-blog]

Adorable? They kind of look like rats. But, they are dangerous. I’ll agree with you there. 

[loganlovesbeyonce]

They do not! They're cute.

[sally-rag-bones]

Sally approves this.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

Yes, Sally! Wanna help me pick one out?

[seatimesonata-blog]

Aren’t they like…pokey?

[loganlovesbeyonce]

That's one way of putting it. But they're like adorable and dangerous at the same time, it's freaking cool.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

I want a pet hedgehog. I'm getting one, I'm getting a hedgehog.

[incoffinofglass]

That sounds like a terrible faith. Ah, I see! You used to work in a bar of some sort. That makes more sense, yes. Was it completely awful?

[loganlovesbeyonce]

Oh, yeah, I worked in the local pub. It wasn't actually, I really liked that job. Plus now I'm amazing at mixing drinks.

[incoffinofglass]

Hm, maybe. Oh, they do, don’t they? Well, not all of them, but they are a bit peculiar as a whole. They do that? That’s extraordinarily weird!

[loganlovesbeyonce]

If I end up as one of those middle aged men who hides from their wives to go and drink in the pub every other night because I have nothing better to do then please, shoot me. Yeah, they did. It usually happened whenever I refused to serve them because they were already sloshed.

[sally-rag-bones]

Hello is good, right?

[loganlovesbeyonce]

Hello is great, Sal.

[shockinglyshelby]

Did she say that? Because I don’t think she did. I mean, you could pass for one, but, you have a demon way about you. Anyone could spot it.

[loganlovesbeyonce]

She didn't say anything other than the comment about me being tall, she walked away after that. Oh, really? What gives me away?

[thefamousmoartea-deactivated201]

No. I’m. Not. 

[loganlovesbeyonce]

This has the makings of the greatest joke ever. Five brits and a vampire walk into a bar.