I dont know what’s going on

Im so confused main blog @racisttospacetexans (congratulate me on my amazing naming skills)

[john-shrimp]

John shrimp (yes my last name is my species) he/it

Law school student but DO NOT ask me for legal help i do not know what is going on

all i know is i have strange visions of superhell(?) and whatever hot wing tells me

[john-shrimp]

Hey John! I made it back to hell, safe and sound! I was wondering if you’d wanna come down to visit? I could show you around, and introduce you to my friends! Even though you kinda know them already. And maybe we could figure out why you’re having visions? Even if we can’t, it’ll still be fun!

uhh… I guess…. But what if-like— everything goes bad and they hate me and I die (or something i don’t know man…)

[super-hell-wing]

That’s probably not going to happen! I mean, they’re definitely not going to hate you! Unless you, like, try to take over superhell, or kill someone or something like that. But you aren’t going to do that, so they won’t hate you! As for the dying… I can’t make any promises! That was a joke, I’ll keep an eye on you the whole time. Plus, we’re in the middle of a beach episode right now, and nothing too bad ever happens when we’re at the beach!

[john-shrimp]

hmm… but what if something goes really wrong and I accidentally do any of those things…

[super-hell-wing]

I don’t think that’s going to happen? I don’t know how you could accidentally take over superhell, and, no offense, but I don’t think you’re able to kill anyone who lives down there, especially on accident.

[john-shrimp]

*sigh* I guess I just have to go regardless of my fear…

[john-shrimp]

Hey John! I made it back to hell, safe and sound! I was wondering if you’d wanna come down to visit? I could show you around, and introduce you to my friends! Even though you kinda know them already. And maybe we could figure out why you’re having visions? Even if we can’t, it’ll still be fun!

uhh… I guess…. But what if-like— everything goes bad and they hate me and I die (or something i don’t know man…)

[super-hell-wing]

That’s probably not going to happen! I mean, they’re definitely not going to hate you! Unless you, like, try to take over superhell, or kill someone or something like that. But you aren’t going to do that, so they won’t hate you! As for the dying… I can’t make any promises! That was a joke, I’ll keep an eye on you the whole time. Plus, we’re in the middle of a beach episode right now, and nothing too bad ever happens when we’re at the beach!

[john-shrimp]

hmm… but what if something goes really wrong and I accidentally do any of those things…

[john-shrimp]

Hey John! I made it back to hell, safe and sound! I was wondering if you’d wanna come down to visit? I could show you around, and introduce you to my friends! Even though you kinda know them already. And maybe we could figure out why you’re having visions? Even if we can’t, it’ll still be fun!

uhh… I guess…. But what if-like— everything goes bad and they hate me and I die (or something i don’t know man…)