Senor Munchkin

I RP as John,  hit me up sometime for a RP!

[johnbertthegreat]

this person is incredibly good at writing and that is very difficult to deal with

[johnbertthegreat]

my cherubplay hath been so dry for so long, then suddenly i become active and i get way more connects, wow, who’d have thunk it

[johnbertthegreat]

Mad TV: Britney Spears parody - "Lick My Baby Back Behind"

Parody of Britney

this is how i imagine most bro/john roleplays go

[ghost-of-cherubplay]

I’ve never actually read the Regular Old Jade prompt and right now I’m too afraid to read it or ask what it’s about

[johnbertthegreat]

if i have the correct prompt series, it's this Jade rper who wants either a Rose or someone else to just sit there and describe their character having all sorts of slutty adventures. it's not too offensive, but it seems lazy

[johnbertthegreat]

just realized that all of my OOC cherubplay responses start with some exclamation of praise then the body of the message. Cool!... Awesome!...

[genericcherubplaysideblog]

Keep in mind that ‘requesting genders in roleplays’ should be kept to just that– a simple statement of ‘guys only’ or ‘girls only’ should be kept to just that any not thinly veiled insults and transphobia over what constitutes as a guy or girl, though. 

[johnbertthegreat]

i generally just use the term "cis males" only. all trans roleplays feel a little icky to me as a trans person.

[johnbertthegreat]

i’m getting some amazing connects recently - it’s amazing what actually trying to get responses will do for you

[oh-look-itsme]

So I was just informed by a friend that msparp was renamed to mxrp for some reason?????

You special goddamn trans-inclusive snowflakes the website was literally named msparp to not infringe on copyright shit. IT WAS NAMED AFTER THE CHARACTER MS. PAINT IN HOMESTUCK. WHO IS CANONICALLY A FEMALE. FEMININE. WOMAN. LADY. BITCH. A *WOMAN*

WHAT THE FUCK HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?

[johnbertthegreat]

it was renamed because it is now a multifandom website. it has nothing to do with being trans. also you sound gross.

[genericcherubplaysideblog]

lmao lets be real here, people. The only reason you’re pissed off that people are playing subs or abo shit is because it means they won’t top for you

[johnbertthegreat]

that's what i think whenever i hear about that shit.

[inoffensive-url]

Official List of Cherubplay Sins:

Pride: “There’s no need to match length, I know this is really long!” followed by a starter that’s only three or four paragraphs.

Greed: Hoarding unanswered chats like some sort of unanswered chat dragon.

Lust: “Your idea must also incorporate this, this, and this or else I’m leaving.”

Envy: Prompt thieves.

Gluttony: Mass connecting.

Wrath: Angry disconnects and vitriolic reconnects.

Sloth: Regular Old Jade’s desperate attempts to get you to write smut for them.

[untitled-roleplayer-blog]

(Edit: For the record before I get someone confusing this, I’m targeting the “16+” thing, not the CamBoy whatever. I couldn’t give a shit about that.)

[johnbertthegreat]

took me a second to actually figure out what the problem was - yikes

[cherubplays-deactivated20170914]

Hey can people in the tag see this? My posts haven’t been showing up in tags for some reason so I remade (was cherubplayed)

[johnbertthegreat]

we see it

[johnbertthegreat]

wow

msparp changing their age thing meant that i automatically started in SFW. with my VERY NSFW prompt.

it’s my fault, but still.

[liqnus]

My pet peeve on Cherubplay is people not tagging their dang Sexual rps in the directory. I blacklist all tags pertaining to sex and whatnot, so my jimmies get rustled whenever I see something slip through the cracks. “But liqnus,” I hear you say, “why not blacklist NSFW and NSFWE maturity?” Well how else would I find people looking for super messed up gorey stuff huh?? I just wanna RP some cool zombie stuff sometimes and bashing in the skulls of rotting corpses with a blunt object until they stop moving sure as heck isn’t SFW.

[johnbertthegreat]

oops, sorry, that john one you saw was me. i'd fucked up. it's fixed now, i got contacted by the admins.

[johnbertthegreat]

“blah blah blah god modding this blah blah i’m the one playing dave” maybe if you actually fucking contributed to the rp so far, i wouldn’t feel the need to roleplay with myself.

[inevermeanttobebrostrider]

guess whose tempted to make an assassin!bro prompt ;0

[johnbertthegreat]

yes please

[johnbertthegreat]

okay so hear me out: a character becoming addicted to plastic surgery. like slowly becoming more and more disfigured, and ending up falling in love with the only surgeon who will work through the scar tissue etc.