Roleplay bullshit

Roleplayer. Writer. Asshole. This is the site I go on when my anger needs to die. That and I can be very opinionated sometimes. Honestly, if you don't like what I put here, just fucking block me.

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After a bit of careful decision making, I’ve decided I’m going to lower my activity on the internet, which means backing off from several more unimportant social media pages among other things. I won’t really go into detail about why, because this is a fucking Cherubplay RP commentary blog. I’m just a bit overwhelmed right now and figured it’s for the best.

I don’t know if I’ll ever be back, which is why I’m giving some form of a send off. I wish you all the best. The world is hellish out there.

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So I decided to fuck around a li’l with ancestors and I was going through and oh my god people cannot spell their titles. Granted people cannot spell the names of most Homestuck characters, regardless of simplicity but this is just a landmine field. Under the cut because multiple screenshots.

Wut.

The son of the Psiioniic: The Psiison.

Close but... Not quite, deary.

Cannot decide. It’s spelled “Spinneret”, by the way. I checked.

The grandest of highs. It’s taking a lot of willpower for me to refrain from sending this to a Dutch friend ngl.

The legend himself. I kind of had to. Now with human variant.

“Scaf” sounds like an insult. Apparently it’s an acronym for some armed forces council.

I’m gonna use it as an insult though.

Another unsolvable decision. Guys, just put Condesce.

And now for the bonus:

I’m feeling this right now.

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I have an idea in my head, but I have no idea what the fuck I wanna do with it.

Or the character(s) I could play.

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When was this added?

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Just because we’ve gotten some kinda sketchy asks: Please don’t aspire to be on this blog. If you’re on this blog if means you don’t know how to use Cherubplay’s tagging system correctly. 

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To be honest, this should extend to other tag forms as well. You wouldn’t believe some of the bullshit to be had in the “character” and “warning” tags.

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I am a simple person with a simple blog and if I went through every shitty tag section on cherubplay I’d never eat, sleep, or leave the computer again

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This is actually a really good point.

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Just because we’ve gotten some kinda sketchy asks: Please don’t aspire to be on this blog. If you’re on this blog if means you don’t know how to use Cherubplay’s tagging system correctly. 

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To be honest, this should extend to other tag forms as well. You wouldn’t believe some of the bullshit to be had in the “character” and “warning” tags.

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The one person I talked about a few days back (the one I felt was the same as someone I RP’d with before) disconnected. I can’t say I’m surprised tbh. I really should’ve had this click in my mind sooner because apparently there’s some incompatibility they see with us as RP partners. At least they bothered to disconnect instead of leaving me hanging.

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I see this prompt up. I look at the character they’re playing, and the character they want. It’s like... One of the rarest ships out there and I know only one person who ships it. The mannerisms and how borderline pretentiously they type can only make me believe that it’s this person as well.

This person is also one of the worst people in the world. Outside of being honest about the fact they’re a dickbag, they have absolutely no redeeming qualities and god I now remember being on the verge of a panic attack before I cut ties with them. Ask like... Anyone I spoke to by that point. I complained about them for weeks afterward because they were that fucked up.

I’d only known them for a month and a half at best too.

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Tbh I think this whole debate depends on the person. If I get a compliment then sure, why not? I’d prefer someone to respond and actually RP but hey, validation is validation. If it happens over and over however, possibly more than actual responses, then I can imagine someone actually getting peeved about it. 

Maybe the directory is a little better when it comes to this (which I honestly solely use anymore for multiple reasons, a big one being the better filter). However, some prefer the convenience of the front page and it could be kind of agitating to see someone connect just to say that and possibly not disconnect until you respond. What if that happens over night or something, yeah? I could imagine that being annoying.

In any case, I’d be more likely to post about a prompt I enjoy (but couldn’t exactly reply to due to anxiety/not feeling I could offer a decent response) on this blog than I am to just directly connect. Not everyone is likely to see it, but maybe it might cause someone else to connect.

Either way, no side is wrong or right in my opinion. If you get genuinely bothered by it, just state you don’t want people connecting just to compliment you and if they do after then it’s their own fault for not reading it.

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Hah, I get the feeling I’ve RP’d with this person before. Looking over their prompt and writing style, I’m almost certain. The last time I did, we got maybe 6-7 replies in and they vanished completely. After I disconnected because I got sick of waiting (which, admittedly, was early on because I was invested but it got cut off so short) , I saw their prompt up again.

Praying to god that this won’t happen again. But hey, at least I’m not one of those petty motherfucks who decide to connect and harass the person because they feel they’re entitled to some explanation.

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Today is shaping up to be a bad week in Cherubhell.

I’m honestly so lucky to have found this one good RPer so I can hide away and play with them because c h r i s t. I don’t need to be on the front page or directory getting angry about everything.

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(Edit: For the record before I get someone confusing this, I’m targeting the “16+” thing, not the CamBoy whatever. I couldn’t give a shit about that.)

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You know, I’ve noticed this in a few instances but like... Why do people say something along the lines of “it’s kind of weird but” before they go onto mention they want a semi-not generic AU or slightly unpopular (but still sort of popular) character from a fandom? Like, it’s not weird at all? There are worse things? And people who unabashedly post the more out-there sorts of prompts without thinking there’s anything odd about them at all??? Things can be weird for the prompter if they do something unusual for themselves but I’d like to think this site isn’t addicted to some strict status quo where we all RP coffee shop or domestic AUs and only use the most popular gay or het ships and anyone who falls out of these two categories is automatically labelled “weird”.

I’m not berating anyone here, but I’ve seen this on so many prompts and continue to see it to this day.

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hey so legitimately what the fuck

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If someone did this in an RP with me, I’d personally track them down and knock their teeth out so they could match this character they are RPing. bIPOLAR WOULDN’T EVEN BE ACCURATE FOR HIM.

This just feels like a joke, and a sick one.

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God fucking damnit. I shouldn’t need to say this but DON’T FUCKING POST THE SAME DAMN PROMPT TWICE AND ONLY CHANGE A MINOR THING TO GET IT LIKE THAT.

This is especially horrid because it’s on the directory. Like, come on. That shouldn’t be necessary, even if it was allowed.

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I made a character as a joke and people keep connecting to the prompt and I am stuck not knowing how to RP him.

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I feel this. I used to write joke prompts way back when. A Dave once connected and asked to play it seriously. I was so confused???

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On a different note, is it actually allowed for you to post up those “I’m looking for [x] person” things in the directory? Keep in mind they stay up when they’re taken.

If it is, it really shouldn’t be. Most literally leave nothing for you to tag.