Caroline

Occasional dumbass tendencies, female, she/her.

[detroitbecomememe]

Gavin: Hey Connor, did you know that ‘thot’ stands for thoughtful person?

Connor: Really? I didn’t know this new slang.

~~~later~~~~

Connor: Thank you for keeping me company, Hank. You’re such a thot.

Hank: *wheezing* I’m a whAT!!

[yaoiadderall]

[hankandconnor]

you’re welcome

[caocaowearsprada-deactivated202]

Apparently a lot of people missed this gem.

[apathetic-roombas]

Dbh Text Posts 8

[apathetic-roombas]

Dbh Text Posts 5

[satanlovesnoah]

when u r reading the smuttiest kinkiest shameful fic in ao3 and someone asks u what u r reading

[subject-a7-the-leader]

Connor: Is a thousand dollar state of the art lethal machine equipped to do everything perfectly who never fails and can preconstruct the perfect way to kill you in 3 seconds flat.

Hank: *Is unconscious*

Connor:

[inappropriate-use-of-metal-arm]

Connor: Lieutenant, you shouldn’t eat that

Hank: *stares at Connor intently*

Connor: …

Hank: *bites the burger with determination*

Connor:

[cutec3]

:’D

[alice--rose]

Before “I’M GONNA FUCK YOU, HANK. IT’S GONNA BE SO GOOD! MARK MY WORDS, HANK!” was this.  😂😂😂

[dbhlesbian-blog]

Hank: Wha- Connor! What are you doing at my house, it’s three in the morning-

Connor, urgently: teach me how to use emojis

[gay-engineer]

Detroit: Become Human? More like

[murasakiyugata]

I really feel that the Game Grumps have a more accurate and profound understanding of Connor’s character than most gamers out there.  (x)

[spones]

if androids were a common thing rn they would DEFINITELY come with apps so imagine hank getting notifications like this

[babushkahihi]

For practice

[babushkahihi]

I noticed my hankcon art makes up the story.