Conk

An account dedicated to our good bois

[a-bungle]

[hankandconnor]

does this mean if you have a blog just about hank/connor, you should make the title "Welcome to my Conk house"

Absolutely

[joshua-beeking]

06/09/1985

“ It’s funny, I didn’t even think I was going to hit 54 before I met you.” 

(Very sorry to have nothing overly original to contribute for Hank’s birthday, I was requested very often “ Passionate kiss” in the Twitter poll I made some times ago so I decided to offer this little treat…it was the only thing I had time for. My deepest apologies. ) 

[minglishmuffins]

Connor *points gun*: Make no sudden moves or I’ll shoot you.

Hank: *dances*

Connor: Stop… Hank,Stop I will shoot you!

Hank: *Continues dancing*

Connor: Lieutenant are you okay? Hank! Hank!\

Hank: *still dancing*

Connor: Is everything alright at home?! Hank stop fucking moving!

Hank: *AGGRESSIVELY DANCES*

Connor: I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU HANK!!

x

[this-damned-right-eye]

“Merry Christmas Lieutenant”

[birbrice]

sorry guys i keep trying to revive dead memes and my art is fuckin trash LMFAO

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[racheldrawsthis]

Guess what I got into.

[cantashi]

Their favorite tv show didn’t get any attention that night

[hankandconnor]

Connor when he spots blood on the ground but he’s with Hank:

[littlecrownmermaid]

Can someone PLEASE explain WTF this is!?

[pankakked-deactivated20231118]

no

[somebody-1]

AU where Connor doesn’t know how to use a gun

[marina-roslinka]

breath of life twitter

[astro-darling]

[hoiponnn-deactivated20180803]

[driverpicksthemooseic]

Hank: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Connor: I have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

[thepurevil]

LMAO I CAN’T

cr to wichpvppy

[sleepy-salami]

OMG I wish they added this into the game

[systemic-dreams]

now we know why he fell through that window like a soggy fish

[lady-mishael]

I would LOVE to see bloopers from the game. XD

Fun fact: it was Bryan’s stunt double who did the jumping through the window, and Bryan himself was wondering (and may have even asked about) why it was so awkward for Connor. But that part has been gif’d so much that Bryan’s like, “Well, everyone likes it!” So that little bit of clumsiness was planned/intended. XD -I- think they wanted the Connor/Sumo scene to go just as it did right after that. Sumo is a bit more intimidating when you’re scrambling backward on your backside.

[sleepy-salami]

HE TRIES HIS BEST OKAY

Wow, interesting fact about the stunt double, I didn’t know that. I kinda thought than Bryan fell accidentally and everyone decided to keep it like that. I mean, the whole scene is hilarious, so it fits in rather well.

[aliferousdreamer]

oh bryan

[vinnie-cha]

who looked at an android blueprint and went  ‘hey, you know what would be cool?? a real time forensics lab in an orifice” bc i have exactly 4 questions