shamrock going proper mental innit @johnlockdisaster - Tumblr Blog

kinklock

remember when they had Sherlock stand next to a sign that said ‘anus arse’

kinklock

#television history

userfish

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

beautiful spring day yet i am thinking of "YOU should have got married" from john watson's historic crashout

rominatrix

Sherlock: What kind of bones?

John Watson, MD: Idk.. small?

sherlocked-for-life

Sober vs. drunk Sherlock

featuresofinterest

oh you like bbc sherlock? name 10 john mirrors

bbcsherlock

doechiimp3

Tfw u plan ur bffs hetero wedding and u vow to be there for him forever and u catch the flowers and u teach him to dance by candlelight alone in ur shared flat. U write and perform the wedding waltz. U deduce she's pregnant. U leave early to relapse into heroin addiction. his honeymoon is one long ptsd nightmare. She turns out to be a killer assassin who literally murders you at gunpoint. U restart ur own heart at the sound of his name. He hates her. But u think u don't deserve him. So u get him to stay w her anyway. For the sake of the baby. Heheheheehhee

mosieey

He is desperate.

#accepting john twin bed at age 40 as canon

automatonwithautonomy

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

#forever

laehcims

Quick drawing to try and get back into it after not drawing for a month ✌️✌️

transpigeon

in tbb when john says he doesn’t have any money like girl that’s because you’re getting black cabs everywhere. get the tube darling

betweendoctorsanddetectives

get a lime bike 🙄

betweendoctorsanddetectives

i can so clearly picture john falling off a lime bike

betweendoctorsanddetectives

mormtastic

ok i thought sherlock was being dramatic but this shit would piss me off too😭😭😭😭

“I never thought I’d see the day. Sherlock is BAFFLED! He hasn’t got a clue! He’s flummoxed! He’s bamboozled!”

girl we get it omfg😭😭😭😭😭 imagine you’re feeling frustrated because you can’t figure a case out and then you look over and your hb is writing some “my friend has NO IDEA WHATS GOING ONN!!!”

londonlock

bro i would absolutely LOSE it if they showed that another tab open was a thesaurus 💀💀

devoursjohnlock

the other tab open:

sherlockboylove

everything is always about sherlock. except for sherlock. that’s about john

sunbleachedbitch

Me if I had a resteraunt on 14th of Febuary:

-> Homoerotic friendships eat FREE.

-> Couples pay double charge.

-> Lesbians eat free. Single or coupled.

-> Straight couples may or may NOT be seated depending on the boyfriend’s vibe. If he’s chopped and annoying, he will be asked to leave. The girl shall stay.

#angelo